Vietman

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Vietman
Vietman.jpeg
Traditional picture of portraying Vietman

Name

Michael Tran

Category

Prank Call Victim, Victim Soundboard

Occupation

Lawyer

Age

40's or even 50's

Nationality

Vietnamese

Vietman (real name: Michael Tran) is a prank call victim who was discovered by TheGoldenPhone. His soundboard has traditionally been considered a popular Asian soundboard second to the Chinaman.

Original Victim Call[edit]

User TheGoldenPhone originally calls a random Vietnamese lawyer with the Chinaman soundboard. The lawyer thinks he's just another client before Chinaman says random things. With all of that, the lawyer is confused with what the Chinaman is saying, such as when he is asked what's his name, or if he's in jail. He then hangs up. GoldenPhone calls again using random Chinaman quotes which reveals the lawyers name to be Michael Tran. He also begins asking if the Chinaman spoke Chinese or Vietnamese.

Michael then thinks that the Chinaman is a potentially confused fellow Vietnamese client (because when Michael asks "Are you Vietnamese?" Chinaman says, "Yes I am!") and begins talking to him in Vietnamese. However, since the soundboard does not have a lick of Vietnamese or Chinese quotes, GoldenPhone only clicks on a bunch of random quotes, confusing Michael a little more. Eventually Michael loses his patience assuming that the Chinaman was just a Vietnamese prankster, and begins to make threats. He threatens Chinaman that he will 'kick his ass' and that he knows 'where his house was.' GoldenPhone on the other hand, not knowing what Michael was saying in Vietnamese, continues to click on random Chinaman quotes. Michael finally decides to end the phone call saying that the Chinaman is only a wannabe idiot that speaks English and that he would kick his ass before hanging up.

Use[edit]

Many users have used the Vietman soundboard on random people and businesses. People who want hilarious results used it on people who are Vietnamese. It was in a 2011 call by this soundboard, that the Chinaman was rediscovered as a victim, and discovered to really be Vietnamese after the two engaged in a heated argument in that language.

It should be noted that (like all victim soundboards) all the Vietnamese things that Vietman is saying aren't very nice, which results in Vietnamese people getting really mad and throwing back insults.

Translated Quotes[edit]

  1. "What did you say?"
  2. "Motherfucker, speak something politely."
  3. "I didn't say motherfuck."
  4. "What is called motherfuck?"
  5. "You want me to come over and kick your ass?"
  6. "I'll come over and kick your ass I know where your house is."
  7. "I'll come over and kick your ass right now, you hang up and I'll slay you."
  8. "You dick motherfucker, you speak good English like you don't know Vietnamese you liar. I'll kick your ass."

Additional Quotes that are not on the soundboard, but heard in the original Chinaman call to Vietman:[edit]

  1. "Motherfucker I'll beat you to death right now." (This is heard right after #2 on the soundboard)
  2. "You want me to kick your ass? YOU WANT ME TO COME OVER AND KICK YOUR ASS?" (Right after #2)
  3. "I didn't say 'motherfuck,' what is called 'motherfuck,' you want me to kick your ass now?"(Extended version of #' 3-5)
  4. "If you don't want me to kick your ass, then be quiet!" (Right after #7)

Prank Calls[edit]

Date Title Caller Victim Notes Ref.
N/A Chinaman calls a Vietnamese guy TheGoldenPhone2 Vietman Original call. [1]
N/A Nismo Random calls Vol-1 (Duncan, Vietman, and Rick the Mullet Man) Mr88Nismo [2]
November 6, 2009 VietMan Calls Plumbing Business Prank Call Snoopinc [3]
November 20, 2009 CALLS FROM THE TOY CHEST: Rick The Mullet Man threatens the hell outta a guy (+Vietman & Chinaman) EnjoiCam Female victim [4]
July 22, 2010 Vietman Denied Emergency Assistance, Crazy Chinese Guy Retaliates With Extreme Hostility Purpledrone Female victim [5]
October 13, 2010 Vietman and Deputy Martin Calls a Louisiana Restaurant Wolfbane8 Female victim [6]
February 7, 2011 Chinaman And Vietman Call Mary WorldClassPrankster Female victim [7]
June 5, 2011 Vietman calls The Chinaman Zarkrell Chinaman First call to Chinaman in three years. [8]
September 18, 2011 Vietman Calls Another Vietnamese Guy PranksAreUs83 Male victim
December 2, 2011 Vietman calls Phat Dat CrazyHermit Phat Dat Restaurant [9]
February 29, 2012 Soundboard Fail Rampage CrazyHermit Male victim [10]
April 6, 2012 Vietman, Chinaman and Duncan call about their car insurance Zamot83 Female victim [11]
October 31, 2012 Vietman in London AR15pranks Various [12]
November 12, 2012 Vietman and Satanic British Lawyer call an insurance company Zamot83 Male victim [13]

References[edit]

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