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Victor Van Winkle
ZickPranks's Depiction of Victor


Prank Call Victim


Used Car Salesman


Liberty, Missouri


early to-mid 40s





Victor Van Winkle is a prank call victim who was discovered by TheGoldenPhone2. The original call is considered lost, presumably when the prankster closed his YouTube and Wordpress accounts in 2011, however more calls were created by ZickPranks. A victim soundboard still exists.


  • "Who's this?"
  • "My name's Frank."
  • "It dosen't matter man."
  • "Excuse me?"
  • "Ok man."
  • "Uhh ... um, no sir. I've never called you before in my life."
  • "And I answered the phone but I never called you."
  • " called here."
  • "Lemme give you my home address, ok?"
  • "64 Revena."
  • "Hey can you come buy tonight?"
  • "Can you make it by soon?"
  • "Can you make it, ya' know, within 30 minutes?"
  • "Hey come on down motherfucker! I'm still open."
  • "Yeah I got somethin' waitin for ya'. You just go ahead an knock twice and ... look through the peeper."
  • "There's an ad on Craigslist for a truck."
  • "Is that, that the one with the camper on it?"
  • "Yeah? I'll tell you what. When I fuck you in your ass and slap you upside your head you'll see who's the faggot pussy!"
  • "Hey I don't wanna fuck your mother. I wanna fuck YOU!"
  • "Hey lemme tell you something motherfucker: Go fuck yourself! You don't call ME a dumbass motherfucker! Ya' understand?"
  • "You're gonna kill me?"
  • " 'Cause I'm gonna shoot you right in your fuckin' eye pussy."
  • "No, fuck with me. Don't fuck me. Fuck with me. And you've already did that. So you know where I live. You just come on by and we'll settle this. Ok?"
  • "Hey, suck my fuckin' dick you bitch-maid fuckin' ... cocksucker!"
  • "Yeah motherfucker. Yeah I can hear you fuckin .. FUCK YOU!"
  • (long sigh) "Ok. You have a good day man."

Prank Calls[edit]

Date Title Caller Victim Notes Ref.
N/A Original call to Victor TheGoldenPhone2 Victor Original call is considered lost.
October 22, 2010 Rick calls a car lot ZickPranks Victor [1]
July 14, 2011 Mad Mopar Calls Victor ZickPranks Victor [2]


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