Depiction of Towing Guy
Prank Call Victim
Impound lot employee
early to-mid 40s
The Towing Guy is a city worker for an impound lot in Cleveland, Ohio. He was discovered by enjoiCam in August 2009 using the Sal the Bar Guy soundboard. He was subsequently called by Duncan's Mother's Friend, Racist Redneck and Jackass Plumber.
Towing guy speaks Serbian language.
- "Ok. How are you?"
- "Alright. How are you?"
- "Well what's goin' on?"
- "This is TOWING sir."
- "How can I help you sir?"
- "I...don't know what you're talking about sir."
- "Hey! Who's this?"
- "Are you there?"
- "How are you there when you're not there?"
- "How much money you got?"
- "Yeah that seems to be kind of a problem nowadays."
- "It sounds like it."
- "Hey you didn't even hear what happened, did ya'?"
- "(talking to someone in the background) This guy calls, like, once every two weeks whoever the hell that is."
- "Heeey! (laughs) How'd you know?"
- "The booze or the broads?"
- "Your momma! Your momma's face!"
- "Oh, ooooohh!"
- "Oh you know her too?"
- "Oh yeah? Well your momma was here a little bit ago. She was doin' that for me."
- "Man..oh yeah. Yeah man. She wanted it all night long."
- "Whose mother's house?"
- "You know what? The part I liked, the part I liked about her was when you used to spank her on the left ass cheek. Or was the the right ass cheek?"
- "I'm from CLEVELAND, OHIO."
- "I told you where I'm at."
- "What do you mean what state am I in?"
- "Well you should know. You called!"
- "The City of Cleveland impound lot retard!"
- "Well come down here!"
- "I don't think so. Are you there?"
- "Are you still shining shoes for a livin' or did you graduate?"
- "You like shining brown shoes or do you like shinin' black shoes?"
- "When you shine shoes do you also shine socks? Or do you try to stay away from the socks?"
- "Hey do you still shine shoes? Or do you shine the socks?"
- "That's all you do? That's tough."
- "You just stay at home, smoke crack and call people?"
- "16th Street? Can you FIND your way to 16th Street crackhead?"
- "I'm in the state of confusion like you are crackhead!"
- "How much crack have you smoked today dude?"
- "Is that all you do? You sit around all day and smoke crack, call the city impound lot, and make threats?"
- "Have a nice day." (very sarcastic)
Quotes in Serbian language:
- you speak Serbian or Croatian language? You want to suck my cock " Ti govoriš Srpski, Hrvatski jezik? Ti hoćeš da duvuješ moj kurac?"
- You want to suck my cock, you know what that is? "Ti hoćeš da duvuješ moj kurac, ti znaš šta je to."
- You love,you love cock! "Ti voliš, ti voliš kurac!"
|August 19, 2009||Sal, Chris the Hacker & Home Alone Kid tear it up! (Special Treat at end)||enjoiCam||Towing Guy||Original call.|||
|August 25, 2009||Duncan's Mother's Friend TEARS IT UP!!!||enjoiCam||Towing Guy|||
|August 30, 2009||The Racist Redneck RAMPAGE !!!!!!!!!||enjoiCam||Towing Guy|||
|September 13, 2009||THE PLUMBER............ HAS RETURNED!!!!! (+ a message to chris)||enjoiCam||Towing Guy|||
|September 26, 2009||The Towing Guy (New Soundboard!!) Rampage!!!||enjoiCam||Chris the Hacker|||
|September 26, 2009||The Towing Guy (New Soundboard!!) Rampage!!!||TheHoboMolester5000||Chris the Hacker|||
- "A List of Prank Victims." Prank Victims Documents. N.p., 2009. Web. 15 Feb. 2012.
- Sal, Chris the Hacker & Home Alone Kid tear it up! (Special Treat at end) on YouTube
- Duncan's Mother's Friend TEARS IT UP!!! on YouTube
- The Racist Redneck RAMPAGE !!!!!!!!! on YouTube
- THE PLUMBER............ HAS RETURNED!!!!! (+ a message to chris) on YouTube
- The Towing Guy (New Soundboard!!) Rampage!!! on YouTube
- Provoking The Hacker V.1.0 on YouTube