Tourettes Guy

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Danny "Tourettes Guy" Walters


Celebrity Soundboard


Unknown, Unemployed






4270 Mayflower Blvd Columbus, OH 43213.


Shirlena (former)


1 son

Tourettes Guy, is an internet personality who has appeared in a number of viral videos since 2004. He is famous for his loud voice, short temper, strange antics and constant swearing. He is assumedly a Tourette's Syndrome sufferer, having had it for more than thirty years. That being said, much skepticism has been made if he is fake or not. The now defunct website states that:

Although The Tourettes Guy HAS been diagnosed as having Tourette Syndrome, the name “The Tourettes Guy” is simply a nick name that internet fans have given him and this is NOT a documentary about Tourette Syndrome. As a matter of fact, the fact that he has Tourette Syndrome has only been mentioned once in the entire series of videos. (In one of the interview scenes the person interviewing him mentions that he has had Tourette Syndrome for over 40 years.) Not everything that The Tourettes Guy says or does is necessarily due to him having Tourette Syndrome and it’s important to note that not everyone with Tourette Syndrome cusses and wears a neck brace and a Tony The Tiger T-Shirt. He is holding a beer in most of the scenes, so it is highly likely that alcohol has a strong influence over his behavior.

Many soundboards exist of Danny online, but ironically he isn't a very popular source of prank calls. That being said, one of the most famous bits from the videos, where Danny calls up Colgate Toothpaste Affairs to tell then that some toothpaste he bought from them made him "feel like a piece of shit!", has been used to actually call up Colgate in a number of soundboard prank calls. A possible reason for his unpopularity with prank callers may be due to his loud swearing and non sequiturs, since Danny's dialogue isn't good enough to hold long conversations with during pranks. With that being said, there are a few amateur prank calls using a Danny soundboard on YouTude, such as one where he calls a Subway, and the previously mentioned Colgate calls.

Death Rumors[edit]

In 2007, after a few year absence from the internet, the now defunct official website for Tourettes Guy stated that Danny had passed away that same year after suffering a car accident. It was later stated that the absence was actually because of Danny serving a small prison sentence. This was further proven true as videos of a very much alive Danny surfaced up online in 2008. New videos featuring Danny have popped up randomly ever since, with the latest being released on April Fool's Day in 2016.


  • "I bought your Colgate Toothpaste, the one with tarter control. And it made me feel like a piece of shit!"
  • "Oh Bob Saget!"
  • "Fuck you kid, you're a dick!"
  • "My grandpa died fifteen years ago, nobody gave a shit!"
  • "She's a bitch!"
  • "Fashion bug!"
  • "Holy shit!"
  • "Who's that faggot with the tuba?"
  • "Tonight, on Unsolved Shit!"
  • "I don't give a shit!"
  • "Piss!"
  • Don't talk shit about Total!"
  • "Butt fuck!"
  • "Fuck you and every mall Santa that looks like you!"
  • "I'm getting sick and goddamn tired of all these looters and polluters!"
  • "Why don't you just fuck off!"
  • "Suck my cocks! You Faggot!"
  • What "The hell was that!?"
  • "Where's the paper towels!?"
  • "Eat my short dick!"
  • "Fuck you!"
  • "I'm not afraid of shit...except snakes."
  • "Bitch! I love you!"
  • "I have balls!"
  • "I could shit a better Kool-Aid commercial!"