Tony the Racist

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Tony the Racist
Traditional Depiction of Tony the Racist


Tony (last name unknown)


Prank Call Victim, Victim Soundboard


mid 20s




Cornwall, England

Tony the Racist (also called Tony the Chav) is an English prank call victim of YouTube user MistahBlonde. He was called originally by Jesse and several Pakistani victim soundboards and responded famously with several bigoted tirades against Pakistani's and also claimed he knew the mother of the caller, and liked how adept she is at performing oral sex.

Victims of his soundboard have included such famous other victims as Chris the Hacker, Duncan and a rather classic call to Jackass Plumber.

Use of his soundboard has become more popular, as other angry victim soundboards like Rick the Mullet Man became too familiar to listeners as well as popular victims.

Here are the two original calls (In order):

Tony was later rediscovered by YouTube prankster L00n3yTube, who claimed he'd gotten his mobile number by feigning interest in buying his car, and called Tony with a soundboard of himself. He was subsequently called with Bacation Lady, Mark the Wanker, and Respected Gentleman though lasted far shorter than the originals.

Tony has become convinced that the prank calls are an ingenious scam perpetrated by a company that makes premium-rate reverse-charges calls to two individuals and connects them, so that both will pay for the call and the company can collect the money. This, to his mind, explains the many calls he has received from overseas, where the charges will be higher. He shared this theory with a soundboard of the Respected Gentleman, who was less than receptive.


  • "FUCK OFF! Stop fucking phoning ME!"
  • "I'm in England, you fucking arsehole!"
  • "I'm in fucking Cornwall!"
  • "Have you any idea where you're phoning?"
  • "What the hell are you doing phoning me?"
  • "You what?"
  • "Are you stupid or something?"
  • "You got anything else you want to say to me? Cunt-face!"
  • "Get a fucking life, you stupid bitch!"
  • "You're obviously fucking thick, ain't ya?"
  • "Fantastic, best cocksucker I've ever fucking had, your mother."
  • "She's an absolute cocksucker your mother, fantastic!"
  • "They look like pigs, they're really fucking ugly just like you are! I must admit, I do enjoy fucking pakis!"
  • "You paki, paki, PAKI!"
  • "Paki, shite!"
  • "Fucking your mother is great fun, she's a really good fuck, you know that?"
  • "Hahaha! I'm a fucking paki, I've got no brains, hahaha! Let's make phone calls and pretend we're really funny, yeah that's really good. Let's hide our numbers so we can't be traced! Well, hard luck paki cunt, you're being traced!"
  • "You just a little fucking baby aren't you, you're a little girl really! Oh, look at me I'm really fucking clever! I can phone up from all other the world and keep them awake all night, I'm such a big fucking paki man I am! I'm so clever!"

Calls by Tony[edit]

Date Title Caller Victim Notes Ref.
N/A Tony the Racist, Mark the Wanker, Scottish Lady and British Bitch call Jackass Plumber Jackass Plumber [1]
N/A Tony, Tiesha, Matt Dillahunty and Richard Dawkins call Chris the hacker N/A Chris the Hacker [2]
June 28, 2010 Tony and British Escort calls payphones in England Nomadcowatbk Various [3]
June 29, 2010 IBM and Tony call London subway station payphone Nomadcowatbk Various [4]


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