Sgt. Libski

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Sgt. Libski
Traditional depiction of Sgt. Libski


Prank Call Victim, Victim Soundboards


Employee for a drug and alcohol help line




Unknown (possibly near Ft. Lauderdale, Florida)

Sgt. Libski was the alias of a prank call victim of the Drunk Guy. Sgt. Libski is actually one of two employees for a drug and alcohol treatment center that answered the phone during the Drunk Guy calls a Drug & Alcohol Helpline prank call made by TheGoldenPhone.

After the Drunk Guy called several times, the employee started answering the phone as both the Fort Lauderdale Police Department and the Washington Police Department (presumably because the phone number that showed up on the caller id was the default Skype Out number, which is located in Washington, D.C.). The employee insisted that he was really an officer named Sgt. Libski and proceeded to accuse the Drunk Guy of prank calling the police. After several calls, the Drunk Guy told the employee, "You're not a fucking cop", to which the employee responded, "And you're a fucking bastard!"[1]

No further information is known about this employee. Since the release of his prank call, a soundboard was created with his quotes and used to prank call several people accusing them of prank calling the police.


  • "Is this an emergency?"
  • "Do you need fire, medical, or police?"
  • "Uh, you just called me."
  • "You're talking to Sgt. Lipski."
  • "Alright, gimme...gimme the nearest officers out here."
  • "We're sending the nearest officers to ya out there right now to your address."
  • "We don't take jokes."
  • "You said you need fire, medical, or police? This is not a joke. We're sending officers out to your house right now."
  • "Yeah, I've got you on GPS right now! You're calling the police department!"
  • "And you're a fucking bastard!"

Prank Calls[edit]

Date Title Caller Victim Notes Ref.
N/A Drunk Guy calls a Drug & Alcohol Helpline TheGoldenPhone2 Sgt. Libski Original call. [2]
N/A Sgt. Libski calls a Radio Station Realm of Darkness [3]
N/A Sgt. Libski harasses people SnakeProductions124 [4]
N/A Florist, Officer Martin, and Sgt. Libski call a Grocery Store ThePhonePirate [5]
April 23, 2010 Hotel Chaos 3 TheBigBlackGuy1 Female victim [6]
May 5, 2010 White Boy Rampage TheBigBlackGuy1 [7]
July 28, 2010 Sgt. Libski Harasses Ohio Household PranksterAnonymous [8]
August 1, 2011 Sgt. Libski calls 1-800 GOT JUNK CaptainSoundboard Female victim [9]
April 21, 2011 Epic motel attack! Docthal010 [10]
August 12, 2011 Duncan and friends call a girl LikeAChinaman Female victim [11]
August 24, 2011 Telemarketer Revenge 20: Mimicking the Strategy Revolverocelot2501 [12]
April 27, 2012 Sgt. Libski, Deputy Martin And Arnold Call The South CaptainSoundboard Female victim [13]



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