Sergeant Hartman

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Sergeant Hartman
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R. Lee Ermey portraying Gunnery Sergeant Hartman.


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US Marine drill sergeant






Parris Island, South Carolina

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman is a foul-mouthed US Marine Corps drill sergeant portrayed by R. Lee Ermey in the movie Full Metal Jacket. The character's first name is never identified in the film.

Clips, drawn primarily from the opening hazing scene of the movie, where the Sergeant berates, threatens, and insults several privates were used in some of the earliest soundboard prank calls.

German prank callers have also used the local dubbed version, with the Sergeant voiced by Franz Rudnick, to make calls as well.

Quotes of Sergeant Hartman[edit]

  • I am Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, your senior drill instructor!
  • What's your name, Scumbag?
  • What's your name, Fatbody?
  • Do you like that name?
  • That name sounds like royalty!  Are you royalty?
  • Did your parents have any children that lived?!  I bet they regret that!
  • Do you suck dick?!
  • Are you a peter-puffer?!
  • Bullshit, I bet you could suck a golfball through a garden hose!
  • I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamned common courtesy to give him a reacharound!
  • Well...No shit!
  • Hell, I like you.  You can come over to my house and fuck my sister!
  • Bullshit, I can't hear you!
  • You owe me for one jelly donut!
  • You don't scare me!
  • Are you shook up, are you nervous?!
  • Do you think I'm cute, do you think I'm funny?!
  • You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian shit!
  • Who's the slimy little communist shit twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant?!
  • Wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skullfuck you!
  • You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!
  • Why you little maggot, you make me want to vomit!
  • I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops, or greasers.
  • I got your name!  I got your ASS!
  • You little scumbag!
  • One!  Two!  Three!
  • I'm asking the fucking questions here, private, do you understand?!
  • Well what do we have here: a fucking comedian?
  • Well any fucking time, sweetheart!
  • Were you about to call me an asshole?!

Calls made by Sergeant Hartman[edit]