Rudely Awoken Lady

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Rudely Awoken Lady




Prank Call Victim, Victim Soundboard


1968 (age 47-48)




United Kingdom

Actual likeness.

The Rudely Awoken Lady is a prank call victim discovered in 2014. She was called by the Confused Old Lady two times, but only the second call was recorded.

Despite being known as the Rudely Awoken Lady, only two of the prank calls to her actually resulted in her being awoken from her sleep. As a result of this she has a slurred, half-awake tone in some of her quotes.

In the later calls, the Rudely Awoken Lady revealed that she had contacted her phone provider regarding the prank calls she had been receiving, believing there to be something wrong with her phone line.


  • Who is this?
  • I am in bed... I was asleep and you... I don't know who you are!
  • I don't know you! Please don't ring this number again!
  • I'm not calling you, you are calling me!
  • It's very late and I *was* asleep!
  • Please. Stop. Ringing. This. Number.
  • I haven't called, you rang me. Please don't ring AGAIN!
  • I think you've got the wrong number!
  • You have the wrong number!
  • Who is this, why are you ringing me?
  • I'm sick of international calls!
  • My phone rang and I picked it up and you were on the end of it!
  • Who's ringing me?
  • There's something wrong because I keep getting international calls!
  • I've just picked up the phone because it said international... and it's just rung!
  • Thank-you, bye!

Prank Calls[edit]

Date Title Caller Victim Notes Ref.
August 24, 2014 Confused Old Lady, Willy Wanda and Queen Liz Call a British Lady RexPrankz Rudely Awoken Lady Original call [1]
September 8, 2014 Rudely Awoken Lady Calls a Hotel RexPrankz Hotel Lady Call not recorded
September 9, 2014 Rudely Awoken Lady and Queen Liz Call a Hotel RexPrankz Hotel Lady [2]
October 21, 2014 Rudely Awoken Lady, Brothel Bitch, Angry Scottish Lady and Microsoft Sam Call Lady Jane's RexPrankz Lady Jane Health Studio [3]
October 26, 2014 Confused Old Lady and Rudely Awoken Lady Call the Posh Ealing Lady RexPrankz Posh Ealing Lady [4]
October 26, 2014 Rudely Awoken Lady Calls a Shaw Couple RexPrankz Shaw Couple [5]