Traditional depiction of Rude Woman
Prank Call Victim, Victim Soundboard
Black British or American
The Rude Woman (also called Rude Lady) was a victim of Gay Florist. She is known for her bizarre and provocative lines spoken with a nevertheless professional-sounding posture. At one point she speaks in an almost demonic tongue (e.g., after the "mother's cunt" line). She was also called by Deputy Martin, with a brief appearance from Duncan.
- "You sound like a redneck cracka!"
- "I don't care if you're in the sheriff's department or the Muslim department!"
- "PULL THE TRIGGA!"
- "And you sound to me like you're a fat slob."
- "I don't care where it is, it could be in your mother's CUNT." (spoken in a creepy whisper)
- "Did you go to church today?"
- "Where did you go to church?"
- "Do you have anything in your house to eat?"
- "Tell me where to come. I want to come!"
- "I think your mother wanted to get an abortion, but she messed up on the pills she took."
- "You have the problem."
- "I don't care, and you're going to be called 20 times, you idiot."
- "Aren't you not cooking?"
- "All right, that seems to be some kind of telephone number, but I want an address to go with that number so that I can come and WHIP YOU!!
- "No, I'm not coming but I'll send a couple of my guys to see you with a baseball- with a baseball bat!!
- You know what? I don't think you have any teeth in your mouth because it sounds like you don't have any teeth!
- Ok, Big Daddy's Pizza, where is that?!
|2009||Florist and Officer Martin call a Rude Woman||Prankforever2k9||Rude Woman||Original call.|||
|July 14, 2010||The Rude Woman calls some dude and is rude to him||TheChrisV420||Male victim|||
|August 17, 2011||The Rude Lady Charms a Barbie Girl||1ex1uger||Female victim|||
|October 27, 2010||The Rude Lady seeks a Halloween Hangout||1ex1uger||Various|||
|December 9, 2010||Calls dedicated to RedDaVincy||1ex1uger||Big Daddy's Pizza|||
|January 14, 2011||Fun Time with Angry Black Gangsta, The Rule Lady & Damien Demento||1ex1uger||Various|||
|February 4, 2011||Prank call medicine||1ex1uger||Female victim|||
|March 31, 2011||Mark calls for Mr. Wankah||1ex1uger||Male victim|||
|February 18, 2012||Super Prank Call Celebration||1ex1uger||Male victim|||
|October 30, 2012||Prank Call Fiesta (Happy Halloween!)||1ex1uger||Various|||
- "A List of Prank Victims." Prank Victims Documents. N.p., 2009. Web. 15 Feb. 2012.
- Florist and Officer Martin call a Rude Woman on Realm of Darkness
- The Rude Woman calls some dude and is rude to him on YouTube
- The Rude Lady Charms a Barbie Girl on YouTube
- The Rude Lady seeks a Halloween Hangout on YouTube
- Calls dedicated to RedDaVincy on YouTube
- Fun Time with Angry Black Gangsta, The Rule Lady & Damien Demento on YouTube
- Prank call medicine on YouTube
- Mark calls for Mr. Wankah on YouTube
- Super Prank Call Celebration on YouTube
- Prank Call Fiesta (Happy Halloween!) on YouTube