Roxanne from Florida

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Roxanne from Florida


Prank Call Victim






early to-mid 50s





Roxanne from Florida is a prank call victim who was discovered by Quitspazzin in 2012. She is a proud Floridian and has a strong dislike for people up in "Yankeeland". Roxanne was first called by Birmingham Redneck and later by New York City Cunt, Angry Black Guy, and Deputy Martin.[1]


  • "Hello."
  • "Pardon me?"
  • "You called me!"
  • "Well something's .. you just called me. My phone just rang!"
  • "Excuse me but MY phone just rang!"
  • "I have two witnesses sittin' here seein' my phone just rang."
  • "And as a matter of fact I'm tryin' right now, in the yellow pages, to find out where that 760 area code is from."
  • "I haven't called you either!"
  • "No, I wasn' called me!"
  • "My name is ROXANNE and I live in Florida."
  • ""LISTEN, listen sweetheart. I have never called a 760 area code.
  • "I have no reason to call up in Yankeeland."
  • "I'm in Florida and I don't give a flyin' FUCK who lives up in fuckin' Yankeeland."
  • "EXCUSE ME, but I'm gonna' get you for phone harassment."
  • "Look I'm gonna' tell you somethin'. This is nice an' calm, cool and collected. I don't WHO called that damn number but I sure in the FUCK didn't call it."
  • "We don't KNOW you. We got no reason to call your motherfuckin' phone. This is the THIRD time you've called us now an' if you think we're gonna put up with it you outcha mind!"
  • "I am gonna' get someone for .. phone harassment."
  • "From a 760 area code."
  • "Well you come right now in that car an' I'll put a gun to YOUR head, you hear me?"
  • "You think so?" (sarcastically)
  • "That's it! We're callin', we're callin the sheriff right now!"
  • "You're sittin' there, um, tryin' to fake out your old lady 'cause you've been fuckin' up. We know the scenario buddy."
  • "You know what you're doin' is? You're fuckin' around on your old lady an' trying to cover your own ass!"
  • "Who do you think you're talkin' to?"
  • "You better redial that phone because this ain't it! You don't call over here to this number, that you don't even know, an' call us a cunt with a dick in her mouth! You gonna have a problem."
  • "Alright..alright, that's fine darlin'."
  • "You go ahead and call whoever in the hell you want to call. Call the FBI, call the CIA..."
  • "What THE FUCK evaahhhhh!"

Prank Calls[edit]

Date Title Caller Victim Notes Ref.
June 2012 Birmingham Redneck, NYC Cunt, ABG and Deputy Martin call some crack whores Quitspazzin Roxanne Original call. [1]
June 14, 2012 Roxanne from Florida calls Yankeeland Quitspazzin Roxanne [2]