Riley Martin

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Riley Martin
Actual Likeness of Riley Martin


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Author, Radio personality


(1946-05-09)May 9, 1946


December 22, 2015(2015-12-22) (aged 69)

Death Place

Bethlehem, Pennsylvania




Joy Martin

Riley L. Martin (May 9, 1946-December 22, 2015) is a self-described alien contactee, author, and radio host. Martin is the author of the book The Coming of Tan, which describes his life and his alleged abduction by aliens. He hosts The Riley Martin Show on the Sirius Satellite Radio channel Howard 101. He had another weekly radio show, The Official Riley Martin Radio Show, but he chose not to continue the show due to financial issues. Martin is one of several soundboards used by Richard and Sal for prank calls on the show.

Sadly, Riley Martin passed away on Wednesday, December 22, 2015 at the age of 69 years[1].


  • "Yeah, who is this? Shuli?"
  • "Shuli."
  • "God-damn it."
  • "Oh, that's bullshit."
  • "(laughs) You stupid bastard."
  • "You motherfucker."
  • "You're not a fucking decent human being!"
  • "Sorry bitch."
  • "Motherfucker, I'm on probation."
  • "Do you think I'm playin'? Do you think I'm playin' with you?"
  • "Yeah, I'm talkin' about YOU Shuli. You-you, uh, fucking worm!"
  • "I would appreciate it if you stayed the fuck out of my business and do not come near me and my family."
  • "I gotta' tell you somethin'. Your act is a PIECE OF SHIT!"
  • "Be so kind as to stay the fuck out of my face forever, you sorry motherfucker."
  • "Hello Mike. How are you?"
  • "How are ya' Mike?"
  • "Cool! How ya' been?"
  • "First of all, the Biavians, uh, have a saying: "Qua ummsa lajuwann"."
  • "(laughs) Shout out to ya' Mike."
  • "This is Riley Martin."
  • "Don't you remember us, Friend Martin, from there near the Tigris, Euphrates, and the Nile-"
  • "Friend Martin, come out. We have need to speak with you."
  • "(starts speaking gibberish)"
  • "Actually, uh, the, the, uh,-"
  • "Uh, ves-vus, uh, vestis, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh.. (begins redialing number)"
  • "Are you there? Mike..? You got a question for me big guy?"
  • "(laughs)"
  • "(laughs) Well, thanks for the sentiment."
  • "Thanks for calling, man. Shout out to you. (laughs)"
  • "Hello, Bob in Florida."
  • "Uhh, you wanna jump the tachyon."
  • "(laughs) The Targisians are obviously reptilian!"
  • "Uh, ok. Take care now."

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