Common Depiction Of Richard's Redneck
Prank Call Victim
early to-mid 50s
Richard's Redneck is a prank call victim who was called by Richard and Sal on The Howard Stern Show. The call was featured on Realm of Darkness on late-2006 followed by a victim soundboard that was released by the website on November 13, 2012.
- "Who is this?"
- "Uh...you must have the wrong number."
- "I don't have a daughter named Cheryl."
- "What do you mean "Why I'm doing this to myself"? You'd probably get out a here or somethin' before I call the telephone company and have them come git yeh."
- "You don't have to like it! Just get off my phone!! [*hangs up*]"
- "You want a what!?"
- "How can a man be a Mom?"
- "Well you better think a long time an' don't dial this number again."
- "An' I don't wanna' know anything about yeh. Now I just want yeh to get off my phone and leave me alone."
- "Well show me that by not calling me anymore."
- "I told you to get off my phone and quit callin' me! Now I mean it!! I'm gonna' have you put in jail if you don't."
- "I'm gonna' hang up the phone again 'cause I got no time for you."
- "What do you mean "Don't start with you"? Y-you started it. You started this when you dialed my number."
- ""Where's mama"? What are you talkin' about?"
- "Well show me you're sorry by leavin' me alone an' don't dial my number anymore."
- "You better not!"
- "Well I'll tell you what. You call back an' the telephone company's gonna' monitor the call, an' they gonna' know who you are, an' they gonna' come git yeh."
- "I don't know what you're talkin' about."
- "No, you're not my daughter! I don't have a daughter named Cheryl. I don't have a daughter that's a man."
- "Obvious-obviously you're a male. You sound like a male."
- "Then how could I be your Ma? Because I'm a male too!"
- "Well you started it!!"
- "I don't like YOU either!"
- "What do you mean "What's right?""
- "Well you better think about it for a thousand years!"
- "Well why do you say "no"?"
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- Richard Simmons calls a Redneck on Realm of Darkness