Richard's Redneck

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Richard's Redneck
RS Redneck.jpg
Common Depiction Of Richard's Redneck


Prank Call Victim


early to-mid 50s



Richard's Redneck is a prank call victim who was called by Richard and Sal on The Howard Stern Show. The call was featured on Realm of Darkness on late-2006[1] followed by a victim soundboard that was released by the website on November 13, 2012.


  • "Hello?"
  • "Who is this?"
  • " must have the wrong number."
  • "I don't have a daughter named Cheryl."
  • "What do you mean "Why I'm doing this to myself"? You'd probably get out a here or somethin' before I call the telephone company and have them come git yeh."
  • "You don't have to like it! Just get off my phone!! [*hangs up*]"
  • "You want a what!?"
  • "How can a man be a Mom?"
  • "Well you better think a long time an' don't dial this number again."
  • "An' I don't wanna' know anything about yeh. Now I just want yeh to get off my phone and leave me alone."
  • "Well show me that by not calling me anymore."
  • "I told you to get off my phone and quit callin' me! Now I mean it!! I'm gonna' have you put in jail if you don't."
  • "I'm gonna' hang up the phone again 'cause I got no time for you."
  • "What do you mean "Don't start with you"? Y-you started it. You started this when you dialed my number."
  • ""Where's mama"? What are you talkin' about?"
  • "Well show me you're sorry by leavin' me alone an' don't dial my number anymore."
  • "You better not!"
  • "Well I'll tell you what. You call back an' the telephone company's gonna' monitor the call, an' they gonna' know who you are, an' they gonna' come git yeh."
  • "I don't know what you're talkin' about."
  • "No, you're not my daughter! I don't have a daughter named Cheryl. I don't have a daughter that's a man."
  • "Obvious-obviously you're a male. You sound like a male."
  • "Then how could I be your Ma? Because I'm a male too!"
  • "Well you started it!!"
  • "I don't like YOU either!"
  • "What do you mean "What's right?""
  • "Well you better think about it for a thousand years!"
  • "Well why do you say "no"?"


He is depicted by a photo of Uncle Jesse, from the TV show, The Dukes of Hazzard, played by actor, Denver Pyle.

Prank Calls[edit]

Date Title Caller Victim Notes Ref.
N/A Richard Simmons calls a Redneck Richard and Sal Richard's Redneck Original call. [1]


  1. 1.0 1.1 Richard Simmons calls a Redneck on Realm of Darkness

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