Traditional depiction of the Redneck Roofer
Prank Call Victim, Victim Soundboard
1952 (age 66–67)
Hot Springs, Arkansas
The Redneck Roofer is a southern roofer who was called up with a soundboard of Duncan. He was later called back with the soundboards of Duke Nukem, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Tom the Pissed Off Roofer and even a soundboard of himself.
Source of Depiction
The man used for the traditional depiction of the Redneck Roofer is Frank Albert of Albert's Specialty Roofing in Richmond, Virginia.
The original calls to him excluding the original Duncan call (which was archived beforehand) were purported as lost after the 2010 Sugar Creek incident. As time went on, however, the calls made to him with Tom the Pissed-Off Roofer, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Duke Nukem have resurfaced, the only one missing is where his soundboard is used to call himself and his wife. However, despite the long passing in calls, he has been called more recently by other callers. The most notable example was exemplified in a historic call where he was three-wayed into a conversation with the real Frank Garrett. In other calls he was called with soundboards of the Mad Mopar Man and the Jackass Plumber. Later calls show him being annoyed by these calls more so than his first experiences. In June 2011, he was three-wayed with Al the Drunk.
In December 2012, after a long hiatus, he was called again with the Duncan soundboard. In this call, it is revealed that he is at least partially aware of the prank calling community, however, he believes that Frank himself is behind the calls, when in actuality the real Frank had been dead for a year and a half when the call was made.
Redneck Roofer was one of several "classic" victims called in a "Christmas Special" call by ItsOnlyAPrank on December 13, 2012.
- "Hey, man."
- "You're good at fucking irritating people, I'll tell you that much."
- "I've gotta go do something important."
- "Fuck you, and the horse you rode in on!"
- "You got balls of steel?"
- "Fuck me."
- "Hey, go fuck yourself, and your mother!"
- "I could have been your daddy, but a bulldog beat me across the fence."
- "What were you thinking when you called me today?"
- "I don't give a fuck who you are!"
- "Well, who the Hell are you', you son of a bitch?"
- "Well, who the Hell is that?"
- "Do you know what the fine is for impersonating an officer?"
- "I don't give a fuck if your, momma's a police officer!"
- "Well, you do that, because I'm gonna report you too!"
|2008||Duncan calls a Redneck Roofing Company||CrankCallingYou||Redneck Roofer||Original call.|||
|N/A||Duke Nukem & Arnold vs. the Redneck Roofer||CrankCallingYou||Redneck Roofer|||
|N/A||Redneck Roofer calls himself||ItsOnlyAPrank||Redneck Roofer|||
|N/A||The Redneck Roofers Rampage 1||CrankCallingYou||Various|||
|N/A||The Redneck Roofers Rampage 2 (Featuring Duncan)||CrankCallingYou||Various|||
|N/A||Tom The Pissed Off Roofer vs The Redneck Roofer||CrankCallingYou||Redneck Roofer|||
|N/A||Duncan And Deputy Martin Call Redneck Roofer||Redneck Roofer|||
|N/A||Frank Conference Calls With The Redneck Roofer||MistahBlonde||Redneck Roofer and Duncan||This was a conference call.|||
|N/A||Original Calls to the Jackass Plumber Part. 10||TheHoboMolester5000||Jackass Plumber|||
|N/A||Casino Harrassment||Purpledrone||Casino Man|||
|April 12, 2010||Redneck Roofer Calls Elephant Cock Enterprises (Featuring Springfeel, Racist Redneck. and Others)||Purpledrone||Various|||
|May 28, 2010||TOY CHEST: Drunken Wife Beater + Redneck Roofer is horny + Casino Man fucks Sugar Creek PD||Infinite||Male victims|||
|June 2, 2010||Redneck Roofer Rampage! + British Escort vs. Jackass Plumber!||TheHoboMolester5000||Various|||
|June 4, 2010||Redneck Roofer respects Chris & DMF faces extortion charges||TheHoboMolester5000||Chris the Hacker|||
|August 4, 2010||New call to Redneck Roofer! Philly Thug Vs. RR and Duncan.||PrankCallFan845||Redneck Roofer|||
|October 6, 2010||Duncan and Deputy Martin check in on Redneck Roofer||PrankCallFan845||Redneck Roofer|||
|October 9, 2010||Redneck Roofer rampage part 1||Trendyrapslut|||
|October 9, 2010||Redneck Roofer rampage part 2||Trendyrapslut||Various|||
|November 6, 2010||The Redneck Roofer Fucks with Chatline||ThebladezmanII|||
|February 27, 2011||Jackass Plumber Tells Redneck Roofer the Hard Truth||TheHoboMolester5000||Jackass Plumber|||
|June 2011||Drunk Al EXTRAVAGANZA + New Soundboards (MistahBlonde)||MistahBlonde||Al the Drunk|||
|October 24, 2011||I Got Yo Numba Again (Wigger Chronicles pt. 5)||WorldClassPrankster|||
|December 18, 2011||The Jerry Berry Saga||WorldClassPrankster|||
|December 11, 2012||NEW Calls to the Redneck Roofer||Fortunecookiesucks||Redneck Roofer||Calls originally made during the summer.|||
|December 11, 2012||Wife Beater calls the Redneck Roofer||Whoruandwherdyoulive||Redneck Roofer|||
|December 13, 2012||Satanic British Lawyer calls the Redneck Roofer||Zamot83||Redneck Roofer|||
|December 13, 2012||Christmas Special calls featuring Stilwell Grandma + LOADS more.||ItsOnlyAPrank||Redneck Roofer|||
|April 24, 2015||Satanic Racist Is Coming For YOU||Harassment CALLER||Various,
- Duncan calls a Redneck Roofing Company on YouTube
- Frank Albert's Google+ profile
- Frank Conference Calls With The Redneck Roofer on YouTube
- Drunk Al EXTRAVAGANZA + New Soundboards (MistahBlonde)
- Christmas Special calls featuring Stilwell Grandma + LOADS more. on YouTube
- Duke Nukem & Arnold vs. the Redneck Roofer (CrankCallingYou) on YouTube
- Redneck Roofer calls himself (short) on YouTube
- The Redneck Roofers Rampage 1 (re upload) on YouTube
- The Redneck Roofers Rampage 2_ Featuring Duncan (re upload) on YouTube
- Tom The Pissed Off Roofer vs The Redneck Roofer on YouTube
- Duncan And Deputy Martin Call Redneck Roofer on YouTube
- Original Calls to the Jackass Plumber Part. 10 on YouTube
- Casino Harrassment (Re-Upload) on YouTube
- Redneck Roofer Calls Elephant Cock Enterprises (Featuring Springfeel, Racist Redneck. and Others) on YouTube
- TOY CHEST: Drunken Wife Beater + Redneck Roofer is horny + Casino Man fucks Sugar Creek PD on YouTube
- Redneck Roofer Rampage! + British Escort vs. Jackass Plumber! on YouTube
- Redneck Roofer respects Chris & DMF faces extortion charges on YouTube
- New call to Redneck Roofer! Philly Thug Vs. RR and Duncan. on YouTube
- Duncan and Deputy Martin check in on Redneck Roofer on YouTube
- Redneck Roofer rampage part 1 on YouTube
- Redneck Roofer rampage part 2 on YouTube
- The Redneck Roofer Fucks with Chatline on YouTube
- Jackass Plumber Tells Redneck Roofer the Hard Truth on YouTube
- I Got Yo Numba Again (Wigger Chronicles pt. 5) on YouTube
- The Jerry Berry Saga on YouTube
- NEW Calls to the Redneck Roofer on YouTube
- Wife Beater calls the Redneck Roofer on YouTube
- Satanic British Lawyer calls the Redneck Roofer on YouTube
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLNeHdTTT80 Satanic Racist Is Coming For YOU