Raged Old Lady

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Raged Old Lady
Depiction of Raged Old Lady


Prank Call Victim




Santa Clara County, California


1936 (age 82–83)



Raged Old Lady is a prank call victim who was discovered by Derangedpranks in March 2011. She claims to be a 75-year old woman who was apparently playing a game with her grandchildren when first called by Gay Florist. The victim attempted to explain to the Florist that she hadn't been calling her but quickly lost her temper. She eventually resorted to mocking his Southern accent and sarcastically repeated his words before hanging up the phone.[1]

Though telling the caller that she was with her grandchildren, the loud profane language she used (a fact that is often brought up by fellow victims) has led to some skepticism among fans and pranksters. Her age, too, has been called into question.[1]

Oddly enough, Raged Old Lady had told the caller she had been "receiving phone call for a month" from people she didn't know. She also had, at one point, apparently called back one of the numbers and talked to "a lady in Watsonville" who said the same thing was happening to her.[1] If these claims are true, no such calls have ever been uploaded and are presumably lost.

Though it was intended to be a one-time call, Raged Old Lady was called back sometime later by a soundboard of herself, Mafia Lady, Chris the Hacker, Rick the Mullet Man, and the Pissed-Off Rednecks.[2]

She is perhaps the best known of Derangedpranks' victims, being used to discover the Pissed-Off Rednecks, and her soundboard has been widely used to call various debt collectors and telemarketers (e.g. Indian Scammers).

Two years after the original calls, DaeHkiD rediscovered Raged Old Lady on March 13, 2014. In a conversation with the Prosecutor, an unidentified man got on the phone identifying himself as Deputy Arliss of the Santa Clara Sheriff's Department. The vulgar language used by the "officer" was, undoubtedly, an attempt by the victim's husband or son to scare the caller off. Needless to say, The Prosecutor was not intimidated.


  • "Hello?"
  • "Hello?" (aggravated)
  • "Nothin'. You called me."
  • "You did. You just called me."
  • "My telephone just rang. I picked it up and said hello."
  • "Several people have been having the same problem."
  • "I called the NUMBER back. It was a lady in Watsonville and she said "My God. She's havin- I'm having the same thing happen to me." Something is wrong with the phone!"
  • "You're calling ME! I keep gettin' up coming over to answer the phone and it keeps being YOU. And it says "unknown number, unknown number .. unknown name."
  • "And, um, it comes up on my caller id as 'unknown number' and 'unknown name'."
  • "You're the one calling ME 'every 3 minutes'."
  • "Whatever."
  • "No, it isn't."
  • "I didn't call you."
  • "I didn't call YOU."
  • "I didn't call you! I don't even know who you are. Why would I want to call you? Are you some punk or somethin'? You think I'm hot out for your big fat dick or .. what do you want?"
  • "I never called your number."
  • "I'm a GIRL. Do I sound like a guy to you?"
  • "What's the area code?"
  • "What is that?"
  • "Why don't YOU hang up the phone?"
  • "What?"
  • "What?!" (in reaction to the Mafia Lady claiming to be "a 75-year-old woman" talking care of her grandkids)
  • "What do you want?"
  • "Is there anything else you's like to know?"
  • "What are you talking about?! What are you .. crazy?"
  • "Where are you calling FROM? You sound like, you sound like you're from another state."
  • "I had the same problem from last week and a lady, a friend of mine, in Watonville had the same problem."
  • "I don't even have a cell phone. I have a HOUSE phone."
  • "I get these phone calls ALL DAY and, um, it comes up on my caller id as "unknown number" and "unknown name". Now, now it's happening to you."
  • "I'll just keep calling you until I can't call you anymore, ok? If that's what you want to believe go ahead and believe it but I am sorry sir. I am not calling you."
  • "I don't even know who you are."
  • "I am NOT calling you. I don't even know who the fuck you are!"
  • "There's something wrong with the phones!"
  • "I called the phone company about it. There's trying to figure out what it is."
  • "I don't HAVE your number and furthermore I wouldn't call you if I did."
  • "Fuck you."
  • "Fuck ... you."
  • "Shut up!"
  • "I don't give a shit."
  • "I didn't call yew." (mocking Gay Florist)
  • "You called my numbuh." (mocking Gay Florist)
  • "Well, we'll see!" (mocking Gay Florist)
  • "Don't call this number no more either, ok?" (mocking Gay Florist)
  • ""I am a 75-year-old woman sitting here talking care of my grandchildren, and we're playing a game, and I don't know who you are!
  • "And I am not calling you and I have been getting phone calls for a MONTH from people I don't know!"
  • "I'm not calling you asshole! That's what I keep trying to FUCKING tell you!"
  • "You keep telling me I'm calling you. I'm NOT calling you."
  • "FUCK! What are you .. deaf?!"
  • "I think you're drunk or something. I'm trying to tell you I don't know who you are. I'm not calling you. I'm sitting here watching my grandkids."
  • "But I swear to God my all my grandchildren drop, DROP DEAD right in front of me right now [that] I'm not calling you. "
  • "I'm gonna to call the police on this too 'cause your phone numb- obvious- I'm calling the police department."

Prank Calls[edit]

Date Title Caller Victim Notes Ref.
March 18, 2011 Original calls to Raged Old Lady Derangedpranks Raged Old Lady Original call. [1]
N/A Raged Old Lady Calls Herself Derangedpranks Raged Old Lady [2]
August 6, 2011 Raged Old Lady Calls Pissed Off Redneck Derangedpranks Pissed-Off Rednecks Original call. [1]
August 12, 2011 Pissed Off Rednecks Get Another Call From The Raged Old Lady Derangedpranks Pissed-Off Rednecks [2]
August 29, 2011 Raged Old Lady calls the New Indian Scammers Derangedpranks Indian Scammers [3]
August 29, 2011 Raged Old Lady Finds a Date Derangedpranks Indian Scammers [4]
August 20, 2011 Prankdial Raged Old Lady 1Prank0Dial1 Female victim [5]
September 5, 2011 Prankdial Raged Old Lady 1Prank0Dial1 Female victim [6]
December 12, 2012 Raged Old Lady Calls a 77 Year Old Man Derangedpranks Male victim [7]
May 13, 2013 Raged Old Lady Calls the Debt Collectors Deathskull99 Various [8]
June 2, 2013 Raged Old Lady Reservation Rampage Mobiethian Various [9]
June 3, 2013 Raged Old Lady Collection Confusion Mobiethian Various [10]
June 11, 2013 Prank Call Spree - Telephone Torture Mobiethian Various [11]
June 21, 2013 Raged Old Lady Lash Out Mobiethian Various [12]
March 13, 2014 The Prosecutor calls The Raged Old Lady DaeHkiD Raged Old Lady
Deputy Arliss


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