Psychic Witch

Psychic Witch
Traditional Depiction of Psychic Witch
Category	Prank Call Victim
Occupation	Unspecified
Residence	Van Nuys, Los Angeles
Age	1936 (age 82–83)
Nationality	American
Spouse(s)	Unknown
Children	a daughter called April, possibly others

The Psychic Witch is a prank call victim called by Judge Judy in December 2008. She apparently believed the call was from one of her neighbors and engaged the prankster in a bizarre conversation lasting over 12 minutes.

The Psychic Witch was one of several soundboards used to call Rob Cavazos, a 27-year-old actor, who had been recruited for a publicity stunt by Skype to camp out next to a telephone box in a remote part of Spain and take as many calls as he could.

Quotes

• "Hello?"
• "Why you call me?"
• "I want to know how you got my number."
• "Who gave you my phone number?"
• "Who gave it to you?"
• "You don't call ME in my private house. This is private."
• "Don't call me again."
• "Get the HELL out of MY LIFE and leave me alone."
• "What's you're name?"
• "I'm 72 years old, eh."
• "I'm older than you are."
• "How old are you?"
• "I'm, I'm, I'm..Chicana."
• "White trash."
• "You're a bitch."
• "You're a bitch and a half."
• "You listen to me!"
• "You get a fucking life pendeja."
• "I'm, I'm the chingona here."
• "I already said it."
• "I hope your dogs are ok, eh. God bless them...especially Fluffy."
• "You know what? I love animals. But the way you acting? I hope you're dogs die."
• "Oh yes!"
• "Don't laugh."
• "Are you, are you guilty about something?"
• "Are you sick in the head?"
• "Am I a fucking Chicana .. or what?"
• "Who told you that?"
• "Who you think you are?"
• "What the..? What the hell is wrong with you?!"
• "I'm gonna' tell you something..."
• "I'm psychic."
• "I'm psychic, eh. I already know that."
• "That's how good I am."
• "Oh, you didn't know that?"
• "I am a witch."
• "You're gay."
• "You goin' that way esa."
• "I know you when I first met you."
• "You, you loosin' a lot of friends."
• "I'm so sorry you gonna' loose your husband."
• "He's a good man."
• "Get rid a him!"
• "You sleep by yourself esa!"
• "You're gonna' loose that fucking house."
• "Look at your bills! Water, electricity, shit dogs, everything."
• "You're white."
• "Apparently you like ... black dudes."
• "Goliath, the black nigga!"
• "You gonna' die baby."
• "Bye."

Prank Calls

Date	Title	Caller	Victim	Notes	Ref.
December 2, 2008	Judge Judy Prank Call to Psychic Witch Part I	DewFuzz	Psychic Witch	Original call.
December 2, 2008	Judge Judy Prank Call to Psychic Witch Part II	DewFuzz	Psychic Witch
June 14, 2010	Phone Box Experiment pt1	TheSoundboardGuy	Rob Cavazos
February 13, 2012	Psychic Witch Is So Fucken Psycho Chikana!	AfghaNPranksteR		Lost call
February 16, 2012	The Psychic Witch Confuses an Old Man	AfghaNPranksteR	Male victim	Lost call
February 25, 2012	Psychic Witch Calls a Psycho Guy & Others!	AfghaNPranksteR		Lost call
April 24, 2012	Security Guard, Psychic Witch, and Howard Beale call a Medical Supply Telemarketer	Revolverocelot2501
May 9, 2012	Special Vengeance 11: Pay your bills *not* (part the seventh)	Revolverocelot2501	Male telemarketer
May 12, 2012	Psychic witch calls M&S	Pam Morgan	Male victim

External links

• Psychic Witch soundboard