Pissed-Off Rednecks

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Pissed-Off Rednecks


Prank Call Victim




early to-mid 50s





The Pissed-Off Rednecks are prank call victims who were discovered by Derangedpranks in August 2011. They were first called by Raged Old Lady[1][2] and later by Alabama Yokel.[3] A victim soundboard was designed by TotalRedial and later made available to the public on Derangedpranks's website. The prankster later used the soundboard to call The Gilmores.[4]


Pissed-Off Redneck (Husband)[edit]

  • "Hey motherfucker. What do you want?"
  • "HELLO MOTHERFUCKER! What'd you want now?"
  • (mimicks callers voice) "Who in the fuck did you call motherfucker?!"
  • "You ugly bastard you."
  • "You piece of shiiit."
  • "Go to hell ya' goddam ugly son-of-a-bitch!"
  • "Shut YOUR ass up, you bitch."
  • "Kiss my ass and suck my dick!"
  • "You ain't no fuckin' 75 year old woman motherfucker."
  • "You sound like a 20 year old woman."
  • "Yeah? You the goddamn one who's crazy you ignorant motherfucker."
  • "How many damn drugs you took today?"
  • "How many damn drugs have you been on today?"
  • "Yeeeah yeah yeaah."

Pissed-Off Redneck (Wife)[edit]

  • "Hello?"
  • "Hello?" (nicer tone)
  • (sigh) "...hello?"
  • "I said hello."
  • "What do YOU want?"
  • "What in the hell are you tryin' to do?!"
  • "Now what's the DEAL with you?"
  • "Your phone ... there's somethin' wrong with your phone."
  • "It's something wrong with YOUR phone because your calling ME. The number doesn't even come up. It just says unknown."
  • "Are you gonna' stop callin' me?"
  • "Goddamn old man again." (in the background to her husband)
  • "My phone rang and I answered it and I'd appreciate it you don't call it no more."
  • "My phone rung ... and rung ... and I picked it up and I said hello."
  • "What does who want? I didn't call nobody. Sombody called me."
  • "I am not callin' anybody!"
  • "I didn't CALL yew."
  • "I didn't call YOU. You .. called ..me."
  • "Well I am not .. calling ..you .. either."
  • "I have not CALLED you."
  • "I am not callin' you. The phone's is messed up."
  • "I have not CALLED you. I've just had a woman callin' here 10 times straight in a row. I have not called any damn body. I've been asleep!"
  • "Oh, yeah right. Mm-hmm."
  • "Really?"
  • "Well neither do I."
  • "The Same to you!"
  • "Uhh, what do you mean?"
  • "I can ya' laugh- I can hear ya' laughing in the background. That's probably what you want, isn't it?"
  • "Why would *I* shut up? You started it. You're the one who called by phone."
  • "I'll shut up when I get good and ready. You don't tell me to shut up!"
  • "YEAH, you might think I'm craaazy."
  • "I don't give a DAMN who killed John F. Kennedy!"
  • "Look ma'am, I did not call you. I don't know what is goin' on. What number are you tryin' to call?"
  • "Try my husband's number."
  • "I don't give his number out to people."
  • "It ain't none of your BUSINESS where I am!"
  • "I don't know if this is some sort of scammin' stuff but I'm gonna report this to the police."
  • "So I'd advise you not to call my phonr anymore."
  • "I think you need to shut yo' mouth!"
  • "You stupid bitch!"
  • "Go to hell you bastard!"
  • "Fuck you and go to hell 'cause that's where the hell you bound."
  • "Fuck you too, bitch!"

Prank Calls[edit]

Date Title Caller Victim Notes Ref.
August 6, 2011 Raged Old Lady Calls Pissed Off Redneck Derangedpranks Pissed Off Rednecks Original call. [1]
August 12, 2011 Pissed Off Rednecks Get Another Call From The Raged Old Lady Derangedpranks Pissed Off Rednecks [2]
October 6, 2011 Alabama Yokel Calls the Pissed Off Rednecks Derangedpranks Pissed Off Rednecks [3]
N/A Pissed Off Rednecks and Mr Mean Call Illinois TotalRedial Various [5]
N/A The Pissed Off Rednecks Call a Couple TotalRedial Couple [6]
March 25, 2012 Keeping Up With The Gilmores Derangedpranks The Gilmores [4]
January 9, 2012 The Wayne County Hillbilly Rides Again Peter Sathings Wayne County Hillbilly [7]


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