Traditional depiction of Perfect Asshole
Prank Call Victim
early to-mid 40s
Perfect Asshole is a prank call victim who, in his debut soundboard prank call, was discovered by daeHkiD in August 2011. His name is derived from the seemingly random attempt to insult the prankster.
- "You don't even know what state this is that you're callin'.
- "I'm in Cleveland, Ohio you idiot!"
- "You're dumber than a box of fuckin' rocks!"
- "You're not just an asshole, you're a perfect asshole!"
- "I don't know who keeps calling your house but I hope they keep fuckin' callin' your house, asshole!
- "I don't know who the fuck you are, but I don't even know you."
- "You got the wrong number... asshole!"
|August 23, 2011||Angry Black Man Calls Perfect Asshole||daeHkiD||Perfect Asshole||Original call.|||
|N/A||TheMasterCall - Frank Garrett Perfect Asshole Calls Tiara||TheMasterCall|||
|September 7, 2011||Perfect Asshole Answers My Phone||daeHkiD||Perfect Asshole|||
|September 10, 2011||Perfect Asshole Answers My Phone (part 2)||daeHkiD||Perfect Asshole|||
|September 18, 2011||Perfect Asshole calls Matt the Asshole||daeHkiD|||
|October 30, 2011||Perfect Asshole Calls Some Idiot||Perfectassholefan|||
|December 4, 2011||Perfect Asshole and Birmingham Redneck call Kentucky Fuck||daeHkiD||Kentucky Fuck|||
|December 9, 2011||December Targets - California and Mississippi +Bonus Perfect Asshole and Birmingham Redneck||CootPrankCalls|||
|December 10, 2011||Silly faggot n friends call some ohio hicks||Rawpranks|||
|May 7, 2012||Prank calling Meat Grinder Mike||Whoruandwherdyoulive||Meat Grinder Mike|||
|May 14, 2012||Perfect Asshole and KF Call Some Ads||Perfectassholefan|||
|July 13, 2012||Kentucky Fuck calls Dave the Dad||daeHkiD22||Male victim|||
|July 21, 2012||Perfect Asshole calls an Ex Con||daeHkiD22||Male victim|||
|September 14, 2012||Birmingham Redneck calls Perfect Asshole||daeHkiD||Perfect Asshole|||
|September 25, 2012||Perfect Asshole & Motherlover calls Curtis||daeHkiD|||
|October 16, 2012||Perfect Asshole Volume 1||daeHkiD|||
|November 16, 2012||Perfect Asshole Volume 2||daeHkiD|||
- Angry Black Man Calls Perfect Asshole on YouTube
- TheMasterCall - Frank Garrett Perfect Asshole Calls Tiara on YouTube
- Perfect Asshole Answers My Phone on YouTube
- Perfect Asshole Answers My Phone (part 2) on YouTube
- Perfect Asshole calls Matt the Asshole on YouTube
- Perfect Asshole Calls Some Idiot on YouTube
- Perfect Asshole and Birmingham Redneck call Kentucky Fuck on YouTube
- December Targets - California and Mississippi +Bonus Perfect Asshole and Birmingham Redneck on YouTube
- Silly faggot n friends call some ohio hicks on YouTube
- Prank calling Meat Grinder Mike on YouTube
- Perfect Asshole and KF Call Some Ads on YouTube
- Kentucky Fuck calls Dave the Dad on YouTube
- Perfect Asshole calls an Ex Con on YouTube
- Birmingham Redneck calls Perfect Asshole on YouTube
- Perfect Asshole & Motherlover calls Curtis on YouTube
- Perfect Asshole Volume 1 on YouTube
- Perfect Asshole Volume 2 on YouTube