Perfect Asshole

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Perfect Asshole
Perfect Asshole.png
Traditional depiction of Perfect Asshole


Prank Call Victim




Cleveland, Ohio


early to-mid 40s





Perfect Asshole is a prank call victim who, in his debut soundboard prank call, was discovered by daeHkiD in August 2011. His name is derived from the seemingly random attempt to insult the prankster.[1]


  • "You don't even know what state this is that you're callin'.
  • "I'm in Cleveland, Ohio you idiot!"
  • "You're dumber than a box of fuckin' rocks!"
  • "You're not just an asshole, you're a perfect asshole!"
  • "I don't know who keeps calling your house but I hope they keep fuckin' callin' your house, asshole!
  • "I don't know who the fuck you are, but I don't even know you."
  • "You got the wrong number... asshole!"

Prank Calls[edit]

Date Title Caller Victim Notes Ref.
August 23, 2011 Angry Black Man Calls Perfect Asshole daeHkiD Perfect Asshole Original call. [1]
N/A TheMasterCall - Frank Garrett Perfect Asshole Calls Tiara TheMasterCall [2]
September 7, 2011 Perfect Asshole Answers My Phone daeHkiD Perfect Asshole [3]
September 10, 2011 Perfect Asshole Answers My Phone (part 2) daeHkiD Perfect Asshole [4]
September 18, 2011 Perfect Asshole calls Matt the Asshole daeHkiD [5]
October 30, 2011 Perfect Asshole Calls Some Idiot Perfectassholefan [6]
December 4, 2011 Perfect Asshole and Birmingham Redneck call Kentucky Fuck daeHkiD Kentucky Fuck [7]
December 9, 2011 December Targets - California and Mississippi +Bonus Perfect Asshole and Birmingham Redneck CootPrankCalls [8]
December 10, 2011 Silly faggot n friends call some ohio hicks Rawpranks [9]
May 7, 2012 Prank calling Meat Grinder Mike Whoruandwherdyoulive Meat Grinder Mike [10]
May 14, 2012 Perfect Asshole and KF Call Some Ads Perfectassholefan [11]
July 13, 2012 Kentucky Fuck calls Dave the Dad daeHkiD22 Male victim [12]
July 21, 2012 Perfect Asshole calls an Ex Con daeHkiD22 Male victim [13]
September 14, 2012 Birmingham Redneck calls Perfect Asshole daeHkiD Perfect Asshole [14]
September 25, 2012 Perfect Asshole & Motherlover calls Curtis daeHkiD [15]
October 16, 2012 Perfect Asshole Volume 1 daeHkiD [16]
November 16, 2012 Perfect Asshole Volume 2 daeHkiD [17]


External Links[edit]

Perfect Asshole Soundboard