New Jersey Jerk

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New Jersey Jerk
Traditional Depiction of the New Jersey Jerk


Prank Call Victim



Hackensack, New Jersey


early to-mid 40s



The New Jersey Jerk is a prank call victim and victim soundboard who was discovered by Hooch Pandersnatch in December 2017.[1]


The New Jersey Jerk was discovered by Hooch Pandersnatch on December 26th, 2017. He was first called with a soundboard of THAT Family where he gave colorful responses to Wackjob's use of threats and racial slurs.

Eventually Pandersnatch would switch from Wackjob to his wife Janice, who New Jersey Jerk would mistake for a woman named Elizabeth Vermulian that he had experienced less than favorable dealings with in recent months. Two days later, Jerk was called back with soundboards of California Crook, Jessi Slaughter's Dad, and Arkatov. The following day, he was called with a soundboard of The Prosecutor, leading to an interesting exchange of legal threats between the two.

This original set of calls was released on December 30, 2017. A soundboard was promptly assembled from his quotes and made it's debut calling the California Crook just two days later on January 1st, 2018.

New Jersey Jerk was given his name by veteran prankster daeHkiD.


  • "You're a deadbeat loser who doesn't pay his bills."
  • "Listen pal..."
  • "Are you threatening me?"
  • "You think I'm threatened by you?"
  • "I'm your worst nightmare."
  • "Come on down to the office ... so I can punch you in the face."
  • "You have NO IDEA who you're dealing wth."
  • "You're a sick dude..."
  • "You're a sick, sick individual. Sick individual."
  • "You're a LAWYER?"
  • "You're a legal firm? You're a LEGAL FIRM?!"
  • "Hey jerkoff! You got a piece of paper? Write this down..."
  • "I'm gonna be sittin' in your bushes to serve you now, you stupid idiot."

Prank Calls[edit]

Date Title Caller Victim Notes Ref.
December 30, 2017 Original Calls To The New Jersey Jerk Hooch Pandersnatch New Jersey Jerk Original call. [1]
January 1, 2018 The New Jersey Jerk Calls The California Crook Hooch Pandersnatch California Crook [2]
January 18, 2018 Brave Penn Guy vs Bondsh & Friends PiK [3]
January 20, 2018 The New Jersey Jerk Calls A Kentucky Legal Firm Hooch Pandersnatch Kentucky Legal Chick [4]
January 26, 2018 A Nightmare On Burt Street (Chapter One) Hooch Pandersnatch [5]
February 7, 2018 Casino Larry Is On Various Medications Hooch Pandersnatch Casino Larry [6]
February 28, 2018 QUICKIES: Volume Two Hooch Pandersnatch Tom From Phoenix, Boston Jew [7]
April 27, 2018 Checking In On Al The Drunk: 2018 Hooch Pandersnatch Drunk Al [8]
May 7, 2018 QUICKIES: Volume Three Hooch Pandersnatch Tom The Pissed Off Roofer [9]
May 21, 2018 A Star Studded Interview With A Rollin' Porn Shop Bro (Featuring Seeco) Hooch Pandersnatch [10]
June 6, 2018 Prank Call Buffet Vol. 1 TranquilDark180 [11]
July 27, 2018 Prank Buffet B-Sides Vol. 1 TranquilDark180 [12]
August 14, 2018 Debt Collecting Vol. I Carlos Walnut Boston Jew, Various [13]
August 18, 2018 New Jersey Jerk Jamboree BBE California Crook, Number One Cunt, Various [14]


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