New Jersey Jerk

New Jersey Jerk
Traditional Depiction of the New Jersey Jerk
Category	Prank Call Victim
Occupation
Residence	Hackensack, New Jersey
Age	early to-mid 40s
Nationality	American

The New Jersey Jerk is a prank call victim and victim soundboard who was discovered by Hooch Pandersnatch in December 2017.

Discovery

The New Jersey Jerk was discovered by Hooch Pandersnatch on December 26th, 2017. He was first called with a soundboard of THAT Family where he gave colorful responses to Wackjob's use of threats and racial slurs.

Eventually Pandersnatch would switch from Wackjob to his wife Janice, who New Jersey Jerk would mistake for a woman named Elizabeth Vermulian that he had experienced less than favorable dealings with in recent months. Two days later, Jerk was called back with soundboards of California Crook, Jessi Slaughter's Dad, and Arkatov. The following day, he was called with a soundboard of The Prosecutor, leading to an interesting exchange of legal threats between the two.

This original set of calls was released on December 30, 2017. A soundboard was promptly assembled from his quotes and made it's debut calling the California Crook just two days later on January 1st, 2018.

New Jersey Jerk was given his name by veteran prankster daeHkiD.

Quotes

• "You're a deadbeat loser who doesn't pay his bills."
• "Listen pal..."
• "Are you threatening me?"
• "You think I'm threatened by you?"
• "I'm your worst nightmare."
• "Come on down to the office ... so I can punch you in the face."
• "You have NO IDEA who you're dealing wth."
• "You're a sick dude..."
• "You're a sick, sick individual. Sick individual."
• "You're a LAWYER?"
• "You're a legal firm? You're a LEGAL FIRM?!"
• "Hey jerkoff! You got a piece of paper? Write this down..."
• "I'm gonna be sittin' in your bushes to serve you now, you stupid idiot."

Prank Calls

Date	Title	Caller	Victim	Notes	Ref.
December 30, 2017	Original Calls To The New Jersey Jerk	Hooch Pandersnatch	New Jersey Jerk	Original call.
January 1, 2018	The New Jersey Jerk Calls The California Crook	Hooch Pandersnatch	California Crook
January 18, 2018	Brave Penn Guy vs Bondsh & Friends	PiK
January 20, 2018	The New Jersey Jerk Calls A Kentucky Legal Firm	Hooch Pandersnatch	Kentucky Legal Chick
January 26, 2018	A Nightmare On Burt Street (Chapter One)	Hooch Pandersnatch
February 7, 2018	Casino Larry Is On Various Medications	Hooch Pandersnatch	Casino Larry
February 28, 2018	QUICKIES: Volume Two	Hooch Pandersnatch	Tom From Phoenix, Boston Jew
April 27, 2018	Checking In On Al The Drunk: 2018	Hooch Pandersnatch	Drunk Al
May 7, 2018	QUICKIES: Volume Three	Hooch Pandersnatch	Tom The Pissed Off Roofer
May 21, 2018	A Star Studded Interview With A Rollin' Porn Shop Bro (Featuring Seeco)	Hooch Pandersnatch
June 6, 2018	Prank Call Buffet Vol. 1	TranquilDark180
July 27, 2018	Prank Buffet B-Sides Vol. 1	TranquilDark180
August 14, 2018	Debt Collecting Vol. I	Carlos Walnut	Boston Jew, Various
August 18, 2018	New Jersey Jerk Jamboree	BBE	California Crook, Number One Cunt, Various

External links

• The New Jersey Jerk soundboard at Newgrounds.com