Nasally Mike

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Nasally Mike
Depiction of Nasally Mike


Prank Call Victim


Hotel reservation operator


Round Mountain, Nevada


mid to-late 30s





Nasally Mike (real name: Mike) is a prank call victim who was discovered by RapidRedial in April 2013. The victim is a middle-aged man who works in a hotel reservation center. He is represented by a photo of actor Jon Heder in his most famous role, Napoleon Dynamite. He was first called by Cruise Scammer and her "supervisor" Bail Bondsman.[1] A victim soundboard was created by Prank Hill and has become a favorite of multiple pranksters to call Caribbean Cruise Line among other locations.


  • "This is Mike. How may I help you?"
  • "Who are you trying to get in touch with?"
  • "I'm sorry, what was that?"
  • "Are you trying to make a reservation .. or ... are you trying to reach a guest?"
  • "Do you have a supervisor available?"
  • "Please put them on the line."
  • "We don't do anything with texting."
  • "We don't receive text messages."
  • "You're tying up the line for guests who call to make reservations. Please stop."
  • "If you want to reach a guest I'll need the guest's name."
  • "You've called a hotel three times now. This is a business. You're using up resources that were meant for guests so would you kindly piss off."
  • "You've reached a business. I'm going to hang up."
  • "You're calling a ... business. I've explained this to your employee multiple times. You're tying up the line that's used for our customers. Please remove our number and never call us again."
  • "David Maloney?"
  • "You're not going to sell anything to us. Please stop calling. Add us to the "Do Not Call" list. (sighs) Do whatever. Stop wasting my time and ... let me deal to OUR customers and you might try dealing with YOUR customers."
  • "You know, you really don't know how to sell tickets."
  • "Please stop calling us."
  • "Piss off."

Prank Calls[edit]

Date Title Caller Victim Notes Ref.
April 25, 2013 Cruise Scammer Calls Hotels RapidRedial Nasally Mike Original call. [1]
April 26, 2013 Introducing... Nasally Mike Prank Hill Caribbean Cruise Line [2]
April 26, 2013 Nasally Mike wants everyone to piss off Prank Hill Various [3]
May 1, 2013 Nasally Mike & Friends Harass Hotels RapidRedial Various [4]
May 2, 2013 Nasally Mike + Meat Grinder Mike + Harlem Barber Attack a Scammer Sir Cranksalot Male victim [5]
May 8, 2013 Nasally Mike calls his coworker and the Money Guy Prank Hill Various [6]
May 20, 2013 Bailbondsh and Friends call the Debt Collectors (Part 17) Wilford Brimley Male victim [7]
June 6, 2013 Bail Bondsman's horse, drunk Nasally Mike, and Geoff have some fun Prank Hill Male victim [8]


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