Mrs. Haze

Mrs. Haze
Traditional Depiction of Mrs. Haze
Category	Prank Chat Victim, Victim Soundboard
Occupation	Unknown
Age	unknown, possibly mid to late 20's
Ethnicity	Proclaims that she's not white.
Residence	Unknown

Mrs. Haze was the victim of a prank voice chat from a Philly Thug soundboard on Xbox Live. She was playing a game of Uno when the prankster, SnakeSnakeProduction, logged in.

She was initially annoyed with his antics, but became defensive once she was called a "faggot white piece of shit". At this point, she proclaimed that she is not white.

A second prank was made to the game, to provoke her into giving more responses. She asked the prankster about why he gets amusement by logging into Uno: a family game, and swearing at people. "Philly Thug" called her a "dude" which irritated her, causing her to proclaim that she is a girl and accuse the him of playing with a blow-up doll and living in a trailer. She was accused of being caucasian again, and proclaimed that she is not white, once again.

After the "assault" on the Uno game, she left the prankster some messages on his voice mail, telling him to go chat with somebody else, "grow-the-fuck-up Jacob.", once again proclaiming that she is a female, and warning him that she has family members on the police force. She also suspected that she was being harassed with recordings as well, implying some knowledge of soundboard prank calling.

Depiction

Mrs. Haze is usually depicted as the character, Soletta Orihime, from the anime series, Sakura Wars. Some pranksters may use other depictions.

Quotes

• "I ain't white you bastard, your mother's white asshole."
• "Get a life; get a fucking life; who get's off on comming on Uno -- a family game -- to talk shit to people they don't even know. You're a fucking man, son."
• "I ain't no punk bitch, your mother's a punk bitch, you' a punk bitch talking shit to a girl."
• "I'm not a dude, bitch, I'm a girl, I'm a woman!"
• "Put some lotion on your dick, and go dress up, fucking your blow-up doll all goddamn day, grow the fuck up son."
• "Go back to your trailer, you fucking bitch."
• "I ain't a "white peice of shit" asshole, get your shit correct, I'm not white."
  
• "I don't think there's uh...a law saying I can't call someone an "ignorant bitch ass"."
• "I'm a police asshole."
• "If you even knew who you were talking to, half my family are police; okay?"
• "I'm a BITCH, I'm a female, I'm a woman, what part of that don't you understand?"

Prank Calls

Date	Title	Caller	Victim	Notes	Ref.
2008	Xbox Live Harassment: Mrs. Haze vs. Philly Thug	SnakeSnakeProduction	Mrs. Haze	Original call.
2009	Calls to Citrus Park Security Part 1	SnakeSnakeProduction	Male victim
2009	Calls to the Jackass Mall Cop	SnakeSnakeProduction	Male victim
2009	My first calls to Chris the Hacker	SnakeSnakeProduction	Chris the Hacker
2010	Calls to the MallRat	SnakeSnakeProduction	Male victim
2010	Calls to the the Angry Spaz	SnakeSnakeProduction	Male victim
N/A	Mrs. Haze goes on a RAMPAGE		Various	Lost call
June 17, 2011	Mrs. Haze & Friends Start a Gang War with Bradley & His Friends	SnakeSnakeProduction	Male victims	Lost call
June 26, 2011	Mrs. Haze calls Bob Chandler	SnakeSnakeProduction	Bob Chandler	Lost call
June 30, 2011	Calls to Tony the Pervert	SnakeSnakeProduction	Male victim
July 3, 2011	Weekend Calls 1 (ABG, Mrs. Haze, Canadian Teens, Casino Man, Chris the Hacker)	Outl4wPranks	Female victim
July 27, 2011	Calls to the Loud Mouth Bitch & Psycho Husband (Part 3)	SnakeSnakeProduction	Loud Mouth Bitch & Psycho Husband	Lost call. Part of the Pineapple Lane Saga.
October 1, 2011	Mrs. Haze & Brian call Indian Scammers	SnakeSnakeProduction	Indian Scammers	Lost call
December 20, 2011	Calls to the Racist New York Bitch	SnakeSnakeProduction	Female victim	Lost call
February 8, 2012	Calls to The Angry Californian Latino	SnakeSnakeProduction	Male victim	Lost call
May 22, 2012	Calls to the Irate Redneck Mother & Son	SnakeSnakeProduction	Various	Lost call
September 28, 2012	Mrs. Haze & Philly Thug Rile Up a Couple	SnakeSnakeProduction	Couple	Lost call
October 21, 2012	The New York Phone Battle Royal (featuring A-Log)	SnakeSnakeProduction	A-Log	Lost call
November 5, 2012	Mrs. Haze calls Jacob the Jehovah Witness	SnakeSnakeProduction	Male victim	Lost call
June 11, 2013	Exploding Prank Calls The Prosecutor	SnakeSnakeProduction	Prosecutor

References

General

• "A List of Prank Victims." Prank Victims Documents. N.p., 2009. Web. 15 Feb. 2012.

Specific

External links

• Mrs. Haze Soundboards