Mr. T

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Mr T.
Mr T.


Celebrity Soundboards


Actor, wrestler, bodyguard







Mr T. (real name: Laurence Tureaud) is an American Actor best known for his roles as B. A. Baracus in The A-Team and as Clubber Lang in Rocky III.

He is one of the first celebrities to be given a soundboard. The content of his calls usually contain complaints over automotive repairs regarding his van.


  • "Hey man."
  • "Your tow truck drove my van off the road, and I wanna know who was driving it!"
  • "I want my van back!"
  • "I want my van!"
  • "Nobody mess with my ride!"
  • "Yeah!"
  • "I'm gonna' use your body as my car bumper."
  • "When I get finished with your boss, Mr. Unfriendly, I'm gonna' take care of YOU."
  • "That's alright. If I don't get it back I'll just have to kill ya'."
  • "I'm on a real short leash here and I'm gettin' tired of your crazy rap!"
  • "Im'a forge new and wondrous things upside your head."
  • "I've no time for this jibber jabber."
  • "If you don't shut up with your jibber-jabber, I'm gonna give you a lube job, fool!"
  • "Keep your mind on your JOB before I knock your head right off your shoulders!"
  • "Gonna need a pizza for the second half."
  • "You tricked me sucka!"
  • "No more Mr. Nice Guy!"
  • "Shut up fool! You ain't a fish!"
  • "We talkin' finale to your life sucka, not havin' no firin' pins when we attacked by river pirates New Orleans rest of them Amazonian indians!"
  • "I'll tell you why!"
  • "You got a big mouth..and you ask a lot of questions."
  • "Hey man, how long are we gonna listen to this jive?"
  • "You wanna stay alive you better keep your mouth shut, or I'll nail it shut."
  • "I pity the fool!"

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