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Prank Call Victim


Hotel employee


Los Angeles, California


early to late 20s





Mini-Mitch (real name: Sayid) is a hotel employee who works at the Hollywood Celebrity Hotel in Los Angeles, California. He was first called by Bert the Desk Clerk, Mitch the Best Western Bitch and Tom the Pissed-Off Roofer on June 24, 2010 and spent several minutes amusing himself by repeating their lines back to them.[1]

A soundboard was made in November 2012 and used to call a number of victims including a brief conversation with Bert the Desk Clerk.[2] Two years after the original call, new calls were made to Mini-Mitch by Mad Mopar Man, Arnold Schwarzenegger[3] and himself. Several of his co-workers recognized his voice, however, they failed to realize it was a soundboard. Initially believing it to be his brother, they later assumed it was someone impersonating the victim and invited the caller to the hotel to "get acquainted".[4]


  • "Yeah."
  • "Hello?"
  • "Who's this?"
  • "How can I help you?"
  • "This is Sayid speaking."
  • "You guys called the hotel. Not me."
  • "Oh, you just called to say hello?"
  • "Honey, your mother loves you."
  • "Your mother LOVES you."
  • "Your mother loves it honey."
  • "Your mother enjoy it too much. You go do it to her."
  • "When, uh, your mother gave birth to you she made, uh, the biggest mistake of her life."
  • "You keep your filthy mouth to your filthy self and use it on your mother, and your mother will enjoy it better then I do."
  • "Use it on your mother."
  • "You're a sick Oscar."

Prank Calls[edit]

Date Title Caller Victim Notes Ref.
June 24, 2010 The Mitch Recital Prank Hill Mini-Mitch Original call. [1]
November 16, 2012 Introducing Mini-Mitch Prank Hill Bert the Desk Clerk [2]
November 16, 2012 New calls to Mini-Mitch Prank Hill Mini-Mitch [3]
November 16, 2012 Mini-Mitch calls himself Prank Hill Mini-Mitch [4]
December 8, 2012 Karen the Boss calls Mini-Mitch (+bonus call to Bert the Desk Clerk) Prank Hill Mini-Mitch [5]