Matt the Asshole

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Matt the Asshole
Traditional Depiction of Matt


Prank Call Victim




early to-mid 20s





Matt the Asshole is a prank call victim who was discovered by daeHkiD in September 2012. A smug-sounding young man, Matt was first called by Perfect Asshole and spent much of the conversation mocking the caller by ending his sentences with the word "asshole". Matt later said he would file a police report falsely claiming that the prankster had threatened his life.[1] A victim soundboard was later created by Puremadnessmann.[2]


  • "Hello?"
  • "This is Matt."
  • "So you called me and now you're yellin' at me about your retardation."
  • "I don't even care what state you're in."
  • "Well listen here you TARD. I didn't call nobody."
  • "Alright asshole. Good job asshole."
  • "And if you threaten my life, well then, you know what? I can file harassment charges against ya' and we can have fun with this."
  • "ASSHOLE!"
  • "Perfect, perfect, perfect."
  • (stoner laugh)
  • "Well if you didn't call me ASSHOLE, and my phone rang an' I answered it and said hello ASSHOLE, and it was you ASSHOLE, I'm guessin' it was you ASSHOLE."
  • "I'm callin' your house ASSHOLE."
  • "You know what ASSHOLE? You're a perfect asshole, ASSHOLE."
  • "You got no fuckin' life ASSHOLE."
  • "Only thing you got in life to do is call me ASSHOLE."
  • "Because you got nothin' better to do ASSHOLE."
  • "I'm from Ohio ASSHOLE."

Prank Calls[edit]

Date Title Caller Victim Notes Ref.
September 18, 2012 Perfect Asshole calls Matt the Asshole daeHkiD Matt the Asshole Original call. [1]
September 26, 2012 Bail Bondsman (Drunk) calls AA + Matt The Asshole Puremadnessmann Various [2]


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