Mark the Wanker
|Mark the Wanker|
Traditional depiction of Mark the Wanker
Prank Call Victim
England, United Kingdom
early to-mid 20s
Mark the Wanker is a Duncan prank call victim who was discovered by XxVideoPersonxX around 2008. Much like Tony the Racist, the victim did not respond well to Duncan's taunts and insults, and much like Tony, he dealt with them in a quaintly British way. Mark quickly caught on that Duncan was in fact a pre-recorded voice, and Duncan even admitted such when asked by Mark if he was "on a loop". He even predicted that Duncan's voice came from a movie, although this is incorrect.
The original call was considered lost when ItsOnlyAPrank closed his YouTube account, possibly during the 2008 Duncan Scare, however, it was re-uploaded to YouTube in 2011. A soundboard was later made and used to call Angry Homo Escort and Tony the Racist.
Later, the soundboard was used to call Mark's mother, who recognised his voice. She was less pleased to hear her son threaten to "come round and kick the shit out of [her]," and she hung up immediately.
Outside the UK, victims have sometimes had difficulty his accent and use of British slang (e.g. "Why you ringing me, nobhead?") and is used with other soundboards - usually with [[List of prank call victims by location#United Kingdom|fellow British victims]
- "Hey knobhead."
- "Who are ya'?"
- "Who you after?"
- "I've not been ringing you, knobhead."
- "Fuck you then, ya knobhead."
- "Fuck you, knobhead. Who are ya?"
- "Why don't you tell me who you are and I'll meet ya?"
- "Oh, you're on a loop, ya knobhead. Piss off."
- "Where'd you live mate?"
- "Who the fuck are you?"
- "Fuck off."
- "Stupid motherfucker."
- "Listen dickhead, tell me where you are and I'll come round and kick the shit outta' you."
- "You fucking dickhead."
- "You fucking wanker."
- "Well piss off then, and don't ring back!"
- "Too much of a pussy to say where you live?"
- "You fuckin' dickhead, you're on a fuckin' loop, you're a recorded loop you knobhead, you're not even real!"
- "You knobhead. You're on a fuckin' recorded loop, ya bell-end."
- "Well what the fuck are you ringin' me for then, ya knobhead?"
- "I've not been ringin' ya, knobhead!"
- "You're the stupid motherfucker!"
- "'I don't give a shit'... you fucking arsehole!" [said to mock the same line used by Duncan]
|N/A||Duncan calls Mark The Wanker||XxVideoPersonxX||Mark the Wanker||Original call.|||
|March 24, 2010||Angry Homo Escort Snaps||EpicVideoCompiler||Angry Homo Escort|||
|September 6, 2010||Mark rings up the annoying teenage girl and some more||Trendyrapslut||Female victim|||
|September 29, 2010||Jim Rome, Life Coach & Mark the Wanker||1ex1uger|||
|November 23, 2010||Mark the Wanker, Napoleon Dynamite & Jim ROME||1ex1uger|||
|December 9, 2010||Season's greetings! Here's a sack of pranks||1ex1uger|||
|December 27, 2010||A Prank Call Tribute to Michael Jackson (Ft. a Surprise Caller)||1ex1uger|||
|January 25, 2011||Prank Calls to Bring Back the FUN||1ex1uger|||
|February 4, 2011||Prank call medicine||1ex1uger|||
|March 21, 2011||Mark calls for Mr. Wankah||1ex1uger|||
|May 18, 2011||Mark The Wanker Prank Calls Some Rednecks||AfghaNPranksteR||Lost call|||
|May 28, 2011||Mark The Wanker Prank Calls England and a Canadian Guy!||AfghaNPranksteR||Lost call|||
|May 28, 2011||Chris, Frank, Mark and Lunatic Redneck Call The Natives||AfghaNPranksteR||Lost call|||
|June 16, 2011||Hot Prank Call Compilation||1ex1uger|||
|October 26, 2011||Calls Dedicated to daeHkiD||1ex1uger|||
|January 20, 2012||British Bitch, Tony the Racist, Mark the Wanker, British Lawyer call Britain||Bubbacalling|||
|January 22, 2012||Mark the wanker prank calls pub FUNNY!||Prankityprank1|||
|February 5, 2012||The Gang Prank Call The Lesbian Teens!||AfghaNPranksteR||Lost call|||
|September 15, 2012||Mark the wanker calls Tony the Racist||L00n3yTube||Tony the Racist|||
|October 9, 2012||Mark the wanker prank calls a chav||Giorgio Armani||Male victim|||
|October 9, 2012||Mark the Wanker calls Amy Stead||Giorgio Armani||Female victim|||
|October 22, 2012||Halloween Hijinks with Duncan & Friends||1ex1uger|||
|November 1, 2012||Mark the wanker calls a taxi depot||AR15pranks||Male victim|||
|December 15, 2012||Mark the Wanker calls a British taxi firm||AR15pranks||Male victim|||
- "A List of Prank Victims." Prank Victims Documents. N.p., 2009. Web. 15 Feb. 2012.
- Classic Prank Call: Duncan calls Mark The Wanker on YouTube
- Angry Homo Escort Snaps on YouTube
- Mark the wanker calls Tony the Racist on YouTube
- Mark rings up the annoying teenage girl and some more on YouTube
- Jim Rome, Life Coach & Mark the Wanker on YouTube
- Mark the Wanker, Napoleon Dynamite & Jim ROME on YouTube
- Season's greetings! Here's a sack of pranks on YouTube
- A Prank Call Tribute to Michael Jackson (Ft. a Surprise Caller) on YouTube
- Prank Calls to Bring Back the FUN on YouTube
- Prank call medicine on YouTube
- Mark calls for Mr. Wankah on YouTube
- Mark The Wanker Prank Calls Some Rednecks on YouTube
- Mark The Wanker Prank Calls England and a Canadian Guy! (PRANK CALLS) on YouTube
- Chris, Frank, Mark and Lunatic Redneck Call The Natives (PRANK CALLS) on YouTube
- Hot Prank Call Compilation on YouTube
- Calls Dedicated to daeHkiD on YouTube
- British Bitch, Tony the Racist, Mark the Wanker, British Lawyer call Britain on YouTube
- Mark the wanker prank calls pub FUNNY! on YouTube
- The Gang Prank Call The Lesbian Teens! on YouTube
- Mark the wanker prank calls a chav on YouTube
- Mark the Wanker calls Amy Stead on YouTube
- Halloween Hijinks with Duncan & Friends on YouTube
- Mark the wanker calls a taxi depot on YouTube
- Mark the Wanker calls a British taxi firm on YouTube