Mafia Lady

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Mafia Lady
Mafia Lady.png
Derangedpranks's Depiction of Mafia Lady


Prank Call Victim


Vacation telemarketer


West Palm Beach, Florida


mid to-late 40s





Mafia Lady is a prank call victim who was discovered by ImmaArnie in June 2012. She is a vacation telemarketer based in West Palm Beach, Florida and may possibly be employed by the infamous Caribbean Cruise Lines. If so, this would make her the company's earliest known victim.

She was first called by Arnold Schwarzenegger and initially tried to pitch him a cruise to the Bahamas, but eventually became aware it was a prank call. In followup calls, she repeatedly claimed her boyfriend was in the Mafia and threatened to send him after the prank caller.[1] Interestingly, she had previously said to be married, an inconsistency which has been pointed out by at least one prank call victim.[2]

The original call was lost when ImmaArnie closed his YouTube account, however, a victim soundboard was created by Derangedpranks who used it to made several calls during the rest of the year.


  • "So do you want me to come down there and kick your ass right now?"
  • "Do you know who my boyfriend is?"
  • "He's in the Mafia!"
  • "I'm gonna tell him to come after ya'. I swear to God I will."
  • "So you better lock your doors."
  • "If you do one more call, he's gonna' come and look for you."
  • "Oh, I can't honey. I'm married." (laughs)
  • "So you're wasting my valuable time here today, aren't you Arnold?"
  • "Well you're not calling from New York or Michigan like the others."
  • "I'm waitin' patiently, yeah."
  • "Well ... you've been awarded a 2-day, 2-night cruise!"
  • "We're gonna' send you on a 2-day, 2-night cruise."
  • "That's ... for you participating in that telephone survey."
  • "AND you've got a whole year-and-a-half to get on the cruise ship."
  • "Oh, its a heck of a cruise! You're already IN Florida. You might as well take it."
  • "You're saving yourself a lot of money, just, from not havin' to get an airplane ticket. You're already here."
  • "Yeah?"
  • "Oh absolutely! You're already in Florida so you don't have to get an airplane ticket."
  • "Ok..."
  • "Exactly!"
  • "Yeah honey. You just gotta get to West Palm Beach. You're not far away."
  • "Better not do another call!"
  • "I'm ready when you are."
  • "So what credit card do you want to use today?"
  • "Is it debit-visa?"
  • "You can bring up to four! It's for you and a companion."
  • "Does this sound like something you want to do or no? It's a one-time call today and that's it."
  • "You know what? I'm gonna' find out where you live."
  • "You're totally around the corner."

Prank Calls[edit]

Date Title Caller Victim Notes Ref.
June 10, 2012 Real life John Kimble gets threatened on the phone by mafia's girlfriend ImmaArnie Mafia Lady Original call. [1]
July 6, 2012 Mafia Lady Calls Florida Derangedpranks Male victim [2]
December 31, 2012 Mafia Lady Calls a Hooker Derangedpranks Female victim [3]
January 10, 2013 Mafia Lady Calls a Hacker Derangedpranks Male victim [4]
March 14, 2013 Raged Old Lady Calls Herself Derangedpranks Raged Old Lady [5]


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