Kentucky Legal Chick

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Kentucky Legal Chick


Prank Call Victim, Victim Soundboard




early to-mid 30s



Kentucky Legal Chick is a prank call victim who was discovered by Hooch Pandersnatch in January 2018.[1]


  • "Hello?"
  • "Who are yo- who did you call? Do you even know who you called?"
  • "Dude I don't know because I don't know who you are!"
  • "It sounds like you need to go to a psychiatric hospital."
  • "Well, you're calling me from an unknown number so I don't know what you're talking about."
  • "You called me, you've called me four times now."
  • "Would you like to elaborate on why you're calling me?"
  • "Are you on drugs?"
  • "You've threatened to come to my office and punch me in the face, you've threatened to hide in my bushes, ya know at this point you're bordering on a felony charge."
  • "Sir, are you threatening me?"
  • "Did you just say you were going to come to my office and punch me? Is that what you just said?"
  • "Who are YOU man?! You called ME! "
  • "You wanna meet up for coffee? Maybe we can work our differences out."
  • "If you don't give me your actual phone number ... your name, your date of birth and your social [security number] I don't give a SHIT why you're calling me, ok?"
  • "So unless you wanna get somethin' STRAIGHT don't EVER CALL ME AGAIN unless you want to identify yourself and the NATURE of your call, OK?! You have a WONDERFUL fucking day!"

Prank Calls[edit]

Date Title Caller Victim Notes Ref.
January 20, 2018 The New Jersey Jerk Calls A Kentucky Legal Firm Hooch Pandersnatch Kentucky Legal Chick Original call. [1]
January 26, 2018 A Nightmare On Burt Street (Chapter One) Hooch Pandersnatch [2]
February 7, 2018 Casino Larry Is On Various Medications Hooch Pandersnatch Casino Larry [3]
February 8, 2018 Kentucky Legal Chick And Her Boyfriends Issue A Few Threats Hooch Pandersnatch [4]
February 29, 2018 QUICKIES: Volume Two Hooch Pandersnatch Kentucky Legal Chick [5]
March 7, 2018 A Few Calls To The Gutless Wonder Hooch Pandersnatch [6]
April 6, 2018 Manic Cookie Mama Calls Old Friends In California, Kentucky, and Alabama Hooch Pandersnatch Kentucky Legal Chick [7]