Kelsey Grammer

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Kelsey Grammer
Kelsey Grammer May 2010 (cropped).jpg
Kelsey Grammer


Celebrity Soundboards


Actor, comedian, producer, director, writer, singer


(1955-02-21) February 21, 1955 (age 63)




Allen Kelsey Grammer (born February 21, 1955) is an American actor and comedian. Grammer is most widely known for his two-decade portrayal of psychiatrist Dr. Frasier Crane on the hit NBC sitcoms Cheers, Wings, and Frasier. He has won five Emmy Awards, and has also worked as a television producer, director, writer, and as a voice artist. Grammer has been married four times and has five children.

In the Burger King Harassment series, his soundboard was used by AntiVenom9808 to discover Lally.[1]


  • "Hello?"
  • "This is Dr. Frasier Crane."
  • "I think we have some issues to discuss."
  • "Your time has come."
  • "Maybe it's time you start looking at different kinds of men. You know, men who are more settled. A little less flash and more substance."
  • "Don't change the subject. Tell me what you think."
  • "Perhaps it would help to know that you're not alone."
  • "Well do you want me to answer as a friend or a therapist?"
  • "You just made that up, didn't you?"
  • "Considering you learned to cook in England, it's a wonder I can tell your frank steak from a glazed tennis ball."
  • "Try as you will, you're not going to turn me into some sort of a nervous wreck."
  • "Well, let's just start with name-calling and see where it goes."
  • "Yes! I see."
  • "Yes, I am here. But you know, I'm sorry, I'm in the middle of a speach right now so you'll have to hold!"
  • "Coo-coo ca-choo Mrs. Robinson!"
  • "I'd love to."
  • "I'd sooner attend a hoe-down."
  • "No."
  • "Oh dear God"
  • "Don't change the subject. Tell me what you think."
  • "Don't be ridiculous!"
  • "I have my reputation to think of!"
  • "Let's keep the details on a "need-to-know" basis."
  • "Are you through?"

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