Joey Down In Anderson

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Joey Down In Anderson
Depiction of Joey Down in Anderson


Prank Call Victim




Anderson, South Carolina


mid to-late 20s





Joey Down In Anderson (stylized as Joey down in ANDERSON; also known as Joey the Spazz and Spazztic Joey) is an excitable trailer park redneck who lives in Anderson, South Carolina. He was discovered by Quitspazzin in May 2012 using the Birmingham Redneck soundboard. A second call to Joey saw the victim humorously argue with a soundboard of himself, as well as Deputy Sling Blade and Colossal Racist Bitch, for nearly 10 minutes.[1]


  • "My name's Joey."
  • "I'm in Anderson!"
  • "California?"
  • "Hey! You better wash your damn mouth."
  • "You called me a bitch?!"
  • "Bring your ass up here or stop fucking with me."
  • "Why don't you bring YOUR ass on up here?"
  • "Hey! Come on down here. Bring your little ass on down here. I got somethin' down here for ya'!"
  • "Hey! Why don't you dome down here and get you some, you little asshole?!"
  • "The police will TRACE your ass and STOMP your ass in the hole!"
  • "You damn little asshole!"
  • "You come up here and fuck with me!"
  • "BullSHIT!"
  • "Hey! I'm not SCARED of your dumb ass!"
  • "Look who's talkin! Youse the one's a bitch!"
  • "Do you know who you're talkin' to?"
  • "You little son-of-a-bitch!"
  • "Hey, why don't you bring your ass on up here where I'M at you damn little asshole?!"
  • "I got somethin' for ya' right here!"
  • "You c'mon up here. Come up here to Anderson!"
  • "I done been to hell and back!"
  • "No, fuck you!"
  • "YOU go to hell!"
  • "I got something with your name on it too!"

Prank Calls[edit]

Date Title Caller Victim Notes Ref.
May 9, 2012 Birmingham redneck and his hoes visit Joey the spazz down in ANDERSON Quitspazzin Joey Original call. [1]
May 9, 2012 Joey calls Joey down in ANDERSON Quitspazzin Joey [2]
September 12, 2012 Attack of the Hillbilly Mechanics Quitspazzin Hillbilly Mechanics [3]
January 23, 2013 Spazztic Joey calls a Cesspool Sewer Company Quitspazzin Female victim [4]