The Jesus Lady (also known as Duncan Lady) is a victim who was called by Duncan. She is an adherent of either Pentecostalism or Evangelicalism, as evidenced by her habit of mentioning Jesus pervasively during the call. She and her husband run a business in Orlando, Florida.
The first call originally began with the husband of the Jesus Lady picking up the phone. While first merely confused by Duncan, he became quite irritated at Duncan's insults and hung up the phone.
After two brief redials, the husband seemingly left the phone down to call the cops on another line. It was then that his wife (the Jesus Lady) picked up to see if he was still on the line. Seeing that he was, she decided to engage Duncan, and asked various direct questions, including his name, address, cell phone number, and telephone number.
Of course, her attempt to reason with Duncan and grasp his motive proved futile. As the harassment, confusion, and most of all, swearing, didn't cease, the Jesus Lady apparently concluded that she was talking to a demon-possessed individual and felt compelled to pray for Duncan to be silenced and to have Jesus "take authority over [his spirit]," with this commencing from two minutes and 43 seconds into the call, and lasting for several minutes in spite of a few interruptions where she inquired about the location of his business. Towards the end of the call, she handed the phone to the policeman who had arrived at the scene (a rare culmination in those days of the Soundboard community), who began to question Duncan, who in turn swore at him.
The business was called back with the Arnold soundboard, posing as Detective John Kimble. The husband passed the phone over to another man claiming to be a police officer. The officer was initially authoritative, but the constant dialogue from Arnold caused the officer to think he was talking to a crazy individual. Seconds later, he concluded that he was talking to a soundboard. The call ended soon after, and they have never been called again. Their number was called at random from the official White Pages website. Unfortunately, the name and number of the business have been lost forever as the caller failed to take down the information.
A prank caller altered the soundboard of Jesus Lady to make her lines be about praising and worshiping Frank Garrett instead of Jesus. This altered soundboard has evangelized multiple households since its creation, with the recipient(s) of such a call often accusing "Duncan Lady" of being part of a cult.
- "The blood of Jesus is against you."
- "In the name of Jesus, Lord I just take authority over this spirit in this man."
- "Lord, I take authority over this spirit, and I command you to be silenced."
- "I plead the blood of Jesus. I plead the blood of Jesus, right now, in Jesus' name. In the name of Jesus. The blood of Jesus. In Jesus' name. We just take authority over this spirit. Lord, I just ask that you deliver him and...by the blood of Jesus."
- "Satan, the blood of Jesus is against you, right now, in Jesus' name. The blood of Jesus is against you, in Jesus' name. Thank you Jesus, praise you Jesus. Thank you Jesus, thank you Jesus. I plead the blood of Jesus, right now...in Jesus' name. Thank you Jesus. Thank you Jesus, right now...we just...plead the blood of Jesus...we plead the blood of Jesus over Frank Garrett right now, in Jesus' name."
- "In Jesus' name...Lord, I just ask that you deal with this man, right now. Just deal with this man...thank you Jesus."
- "Thank you Jesus, thank you Jesus. Satan, you're a liar. In Jesus' name. Lord, I just ask that you go to where this man is and you deal with him, right now, in Jesus' name. Thank you Jesus, thank you Jesus."
- "Who do you want to talk to?"
- "We don't know Frank Garrett. WHO is Frank Garrett?"
- "I think you need deliverance."
- "Do you know Jesus?"
- "No, you don't." (this quote is almost always paired with the one directly above it)
- "What's your cell phone number?"
- "Are you there?"
- "Who--who are you looking for?"
- "Frank Garrett?"
- "Okay. What's your address?"
- "Duncan Construction?"
- "Hey! He's threatening to kill me!"
- "Okay, where is that? Where's Duncan Construction?"
|2008||Duncan and Arnold Schwarzenegger call the Jesus Lady||N/A||Jesus Lady||Original call.|||
|N/A||Duncan calls His Family and Jesus Lady calls Duncan||XxVideoPersonxX||Duncan|||
|N/A||Jesus Lady calls Duncan again||TheGoldenPhone||Duncan||Lost call|
|2008||The Jesus Lady calls Dr. Frank Garrett||Fortunecookiesucks||Dr. Frank Garrett|||
|N/A||Jesus Lady calls the Satanic Racist||TheDuncanChrist||Satanic Racist||Lost call|
|N/A||Drug & Alcohol Lady, AA Guy and Jesus Lady call an Angry Mother & Son||EFM||Angry Mother & Son|||
|N/A||Alabama Redneck Gets Prank Called||Pina Philly||Alabama Redneck|||
|N/A||Jesus Lady calls for Tech Support||Realm of Darkness||Male victim|||
|N/A||Jesus Lady Harasses an Operator||Jrdelboy80||Female victim|||
|July 7, 2008||Prank Call Montage v7.0||Dizeestl|||
|July 14, 2008||Duncan & Others call another Duncan Construction (and more)||Dizeestl|||
|July 14, 2008||Prank Montage to the Student||Dizeestl||Student|||
|July 16, 2008||Prank Montage to Hooters v2.0||Dizeestl|||
|January 5, 2009||Jesus Lady and Duncan call Webhosting||Timlearybedead|||
|January 18, 2009||Jack Black calls a Canadian, Jesus Lady calls an auto shop, and Crazy Redneck harrasses restaurant||Dunkinconstruction|||
|January 31, 2009||Duncan calls another drug line, includes Duncan, Black Jesus Lady, White Jesus Lady and a Black Guy||666j1|||
|May 3, 2009||Jesus Lady prays for a Christian Shaman||DewFuzz||Male victim|||
|September 2, 2009||Angry Black Lady and Jesus Lady Call a Truck Stop Prank call||Chris Leslie||Female victim|||
|2010||Jesus Lady and Chinaman Won't Let a Latin Couple Sleep||AfghaNPranksteR||Couple|||
|March 9, 2010||Jesus Lady calls bar payphone||Nomadcowatbk||Various|||
|March 9, 2010||Frank and Jesus Lady call random hotel rooms during Spring Break||Nomadcowatbk||Various|||
|March 10, 2010||Frank and Jesus Lady call Frat Boy||Nomadcowatbk||Male victim|||
|June 29, 2010||The Church of Duncan Construction||8DuncanConstruction8||Various|||
|July 1, 2010||The Blood Of Jesus Is Against You||Firstcomingg||Male victim|||
|August 15, 2010||Jesus Guy and Jesus Lady call horny loser from the payphone||Nomadcowatbk||Male victim|||
|August 16, 2010||Jesus Guy, Jesus Lady, and Canadian Teen Drunk Girls call a nerdy Jew||Nomadcowatbk||Male victim|||
|September 19, 2010||Random Ahole, Jesus Lady, Judge Judy, Deputy Martin and Duncan make some calls||PrankCallFan845|||
|September 21, 2010||Jesus Lady Makes Random Calls||Sonya8989||Various|||
|October 4, 2010||Christan Lady calls Christan Credit||AFY010|||
|November 13, 2010||Jesus Lady Prank Calls Scott||Emersonfitibaldi||Male victim|||
|November 21, 2010||Jesus Lady and Epic Crazy Lady calls condo after hours service||Docthal010|||
|December 7, 2010||Warmup Calls Part 3 - AE, CANTEENS, DMF, CHARLES, FRANK, J-LADY||AfghaNPranksteR||Lost call|
|December 8, 2010||Brian and Siblings Call Another Brian - feat JAKE, J-LADY & FRANK||AfghaNPranksteR||Male victim|||
|December 9, 2010||An Accident in a Crackhead's Chat Room feat S-PERVERT, J-LADY, S-RACIST & FRANK||AfghaNPranksteR||Lost call|
|December 17, 2010||Frank, Gary, Jesus Lady & Jesus Guy||TheMerlinOfAR|||
|January 8, 2011||JAKE, his mother J-LADY and father FRANK call a confused Girl||AfghaNPranksteR||Female victim||Lost call|
|January 9, 2011||Duncan Show EP07 - Yet Another Jesus Lady Call to Frank + a surprise||AfghaNPranksteR||Duncan||Lost call|
|February 8, 2011||Duncan Lady||TheMerlinOfAR|||
|February 10, 2011||Frank Garrett & the Duncan Lady||TheMerlinOfAR||Various|||
|February 14, 2011||Jesus Lady and Her Kids Brian & Jake vs. The Chatter Woman||AfghaNPranksteR||Chatter Woman||Lost call|
|February 20, 2011||Frank Garrett and Duncan Lady 2||TheMerlinOfAR||Male victim|||
|February 27, 2011||Random Soundboard Rampage, Part 1||Vtjakiela|||
|February 28, 2011||Random Soundboard Rampage, Part 2||Vtjakiela|||
|April 18, 2011||Requests 2 - feat BRIAN, JAKE, IRON SHEIKH, JESUS LADY, ECL etc (PRANK CALLS)||AfghaNPranksteR||Lost call|
|April 21, 2011||Epic motel attack!||Docthal010|||
|April 26, 2011||Jesus Lady, Bible Man and Chris Reminding What Easter Sunday is About!||AfghaNPranksteR||Lost call|
|October 11, 2011||Satanic Racist, Frank Garrett, and Duncan Lady making calls||TheMerlinOfAR||Female victim|||
|October 27, 2011||Deputy Sling Blade, British Bitch, and more: Merlin's Assorted Calls 2||TheMerlinOfAR||Male victim|||
|December 2, 2011||American Debt Center Vs. The Jesus Lady||TelemarketerPranks||Male victim|||
|December 2, 2011||DR Law Center Vs. The Jesus Lady||TelemarketerPranks||Female victim|||
|December 2, 2011||Jesus Lady vs. Debt Solutions||TelemarketerPranks||Male victim|||
|December 2, 2011||Jesus Lady vs. Debt Relief||TelemarketerPranks||Female victim|||
|December 2, 2011||Shariff & The Jesus Lady||TelemarketerPranks||Female victim|||
|February 1, 2012||Jesus Lady calls an Old Preacher||Whoruandwherdyoulive||Male victim|||
|March 2, 2012||Jesus Lady calls a church in Texas||Zamot83||Female victim|||
|March 20, 2012||Frank and the Duncan Lady 3: the Church Addition||TheMerlinOfAR||Various|||
|April 8, 2012||Jesus Trio calls the Frat Boy||Nomadcowatbk||Male victim|||
|June 23, 2012||Moore Family Show EP09 - Jake, Jesus Lady & The Chandler||AfghaNPranksteR||Moore Family||Lost call|
|August 21, 2012||Jesus Lady reflects upon the anniversary of Duncan's Passing||1ex1uger||Female victim|||
|November 13, 2012||Jesus Lady and Springfield Cop call Frank Garrett Center||Zamot83||Female victim|||
|January 8, 2013||Duncan And Friends - Prankathon 6 (Season 1)||DuncanAndFriends|||
|March 15, 2013||A free cruise for Jesus||Zamot83||Caribbean Cruise Line|||
|June 6, 2013||Mad Mopar Man and Jesus Lady Call a Crazy Detroit Faggot||Getsomemoredopeinyou||Male victim|||
|June 10, 2013||More Prosecutor Prank Calls||EarthSnakeProduction||Prosecutor|||
- "A List of Prank Victims." Prank Victims Documents. N.p., 2009. Web. 15 Feb. 2012.
- Duncan and Arnold Schwarzenegger call The Jesus Lady
- Ibid. 2, 0:45-1:01.
- Ibid. 2, 1:26-1:29.
- Ibid. 2, 1:30.
- Ibid. 2, 1:48-2:00.
- Ibid. 2, 2:25-2:26.
- Ibid. 2, 2:06.
- Ibid. 2, 2:28-2:30.
- Ibid. 2, 2:10-2:15.
- Ibid. 2, 2:17-2:20.
- Ibid. 2, 2:34-2:40.
- Ibid. 2, 2:43-2:53.
- Ibid. 2, 2:43-5:57.
- Ibid. 2, 7:15-8:05.
- Ibid. 2, 9:15.
- Ibid. 2, 9:21-9:47.
- Duncan Lady
- Frank Garrett & the Duncan Lady
- Frank Garrett and Duncan Lady 2
- Duncan calls His Family and Jesus Lady calls Duncan on YouTube
- The Jesus Lady calls Dr. Frank Garrett (Reupload) on YouTube
- Drug and Alcohol Lady, AA Guy, and Jesus Lady call Angry Mother and Son (original call) on YouTube
- Alabama Redneck Gets Prank Called on YouTube
- Jesus Lady calls for Tech Support on YouTube
- Jesus Lady Harasses an Operator on YouTube
- Prank Call Montage v7.0 on YouTube
- Duncan & Others call another Duncan Construction (and more) on YouTube
- Prank Montage to the Student on YouTube
- Prank Montage to Hooters v2.0 on YouTube
- Jesus Lady and Duncan call Webhosting on YouTube
- JACK BLACK AND JESUS LADY SOUNDBOARD PRANK CALLS on YouTube
- Duncan calls another drug line, includes duncan, black jesus lady, white jesus lady and a black guy on YouTube
- Jesus Lady prays for a Christian Shaman on YouTube
- Angry Black Lady and Jesus Lady Call a Truck Stop Prank call on YouTube
- Jesus Lady and Chinaman Won't Let a Latin Couple Sleep on YouTube
- Jesus lady calls bar payphone (reupload) on YouTube
- Frank and Jesus Lady call random hotel rooms during Spring Break (reupload) on YouTube
- Frank and Jesus Lady call frat boy (reupload) on YouTube
- The Church of Duncan Construction on YouTube
- The Blood Of Jesus Is Against You (go ahead and trace this phone) on YouTube
- Jesus Guy and Jesus Lady call horny loser from the payphone on YouTube
- Jesus Guy Jesus Lady Canadian Teen Drunk Girls call a nerdy jew on YouTube
- Random Ahole, Jesus Lady, Judge Judy, Deputy Martin and Duncan make some calls on YouTube
- Jesus Lady Makes Random Calls on YouTube
- christan lady calls christan credit.wmv on YouTube
- Jesus Lady Prank Calls Scott on YouTube
- jesus lady and epic crazy lady calls condo after hours service on YouTube
- Brian The Foul Mouth Kid & Siblings Call a Confused Brian! on YouTube
- Frank, Gary, Jesus Lady & Jesus Guy on YouTube
- random soundboard rampage part 1 on YouTube
- random soundboard rampage part 2 on YouTube
- Epic motel attack! on YouTube
- Satanic Racist, Frank Garrett, and Duncan Lady making calls on YouTube
- Deputy Sling Blade, British Bitch, and more: Merlin's Assorted Calls 2 on YouTube
- Telemarketer Prank - American Debt Center on YouTube
- Telemarketer Prank - DR Law Center Vs. The Jesus Lady on YouTube
- Telemarketer Prank - Jesus Lady vs. Debt Solutions on YouTube
- Telemarketer Prank - Jesus Lady vs. Debt Relief on YouTube
- Telemarketer Prank - Shariff & The Jesus Lady on YouTube
- Jesus Lady calls an Old Preacher on YouTube
- Jesus Lady calls a church in Texas on YouTube
- Frank and the Duncan Lady 3: the Church Addition on YouTube
- Jesus Trio calls the frat boy on YouTube
- Jesus Lady reflects upon the anniversary of Duncan's Passing on YouTube
- Jesus Lady and Springfield Cop call Frank Garrett Center on YouTube
- Duncan And Friends - Prankathon 6 (Season 1) on YouTube
- A free cruise for Jesus on YouTube
- Mad Mopar Man and Jesus Lady Call a Crazy Detroit Faggot (part 1) on YouTube
- Mad Mopar Man and Jesus Lady Call a Crazy Detroit Faggot 2 on YouTube
- More Prosecutor Prank Calls on YouTube