Traditional depiction of Jesus Guy.
Prank Call Victim
late 50s-early 60s
- "What can I do for ya'?"
- "I didn't call nobody."
- "You're the one that called me."
- "Buddy boy."
- "Do what?"
- "You just called me twice so you could cuss me real good."
- "Liars go to Hell."
- "You're not makin' me mad. You're just makin' me sorry for ya'."
- "Have you met the Lord yet?"
- "Well you will go to hell."
- "Satan's sure got a hold of you bad."
- "You're so pitiful."
- "Why in this world would you call me every mornin' and talk like that?"
- "You need to be saved."
- "You still need to be saved."
- "Go to hell."
- "You need the Lord bad."
- "Well you sure have wasted a lot of time."
- "I'm so sorry for ya'."
- "I don't have a dozer neither."
- "You need to go to Church to be saved before you can go to Hell."
- "We're havin' Church tonight at 7:00. If you'll come maybe you'll get saved."
- "Great day."
- "(laughter) I don't have a dozer, neither!"
|N/A||N/A||Jesus Guy||Original call was thought lost until re-uploaded on YouTube by Ima Legalfirm on 1st April, 2015.|||
|August 15, 2010||Jesus Guy and Jesus Lady call horny loser from the payphone||Nomadcowatbk|||
|August 16, 2010||Jesus Guy Jesus Lady Canadian Teen Drunk Girls call a nerdy jew||Nomadcowatbk|||
|November 25, 2010||The Gang Calls A Thanksgiving Turkey||Firstcomingg||Male victim|||
|December 17, 2010||Frank, Gary, Jesus Lady & Jesus Guy||TheMerlinOfAR|||
|September 15, 2011||Old Prank Calls, Part 1||Rawpranks||Female victim|||
|April 7, 2012||Easter Special||Nomadcowatbk|||
|April 8, 2012||Easter Special Continues||Nomadcowatbk|||
|April 8, 2012||Jesus Trio calls the frat boy||Nomadcowatbk|||
- Jesus Guy and Jesus Lady call horny loser from the payphone on YouTube
- Jesus Guy Jesus Lady Canadian Teen Drunk Girls call a nerdy jew on YouTube
- The Gang Calls A Thanksgiving Turkey on YouTube
- Frank, Gary, Jesus Lady & Jesus Guy on YouTube
- Old prank calls part 1 on YouTube
- Easter Special on YouTube
- Easter Special Continues on YouTube
- Jesus Trio calls the frat boy on YouTube