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Traditional depiction of Jake


Prank Call Victim, Victim Soundboard




c. 2001 (age 17–18)




New Hampshire

Jake (real name: Jake Malatesta), initially dubbed the Confused Little Kid, is perhaps the youngest soundboard victim in history, with the possible exception of Brian the Foul Mouthed Kid. Jake lives in New Hampshire and his mother Brenda is believed to be the either the CEO of a regional business or the head of a regional branch of a corporation.

Her son is extremely well-mannered and polite on the call from the Confused Old Lady,[1] and it is for this reason that he is often grouped with profanity-laced boards such as Brian or the Canadian Teens, the latter sounding much alike as his voice hasn't dropped. The stark difference in tone allows hilarity to ensue when the victim is startled by the radical change of tone. His mother has since figured out her son was turned into a soundboard. Jake in a previous call and subsequent others talked to at least three employees of his mother's company, all of whom seem to know the boy well and have a warm opinion of him.

Due to a certain other victim's knowledge and disapproval of use of the Jake soundboard, it is locked and only held by a few prank callers, and those who do have access to it rarely use it.

Jake is traditionally depicted by a screenshot of Young Billy from the 1984 slasher film Silent Night, Deadly Night.


  • "I'm my mom's son."
  • "Do you want to talk to my mom?"
  • "Um, one second. Who is this?"
  • "Wait, what's your name again?"

Prank Calls[edit]

Date Title Caller Victim Notes Ref.
N/A Confused Lady calls a little kid TheGoldenPhone
Jake Original call. [1]
N/A Lady Yeller Defends Jake TheGoldenPhone [2]
April 11, 2011 More Spring Break Fun Nomadcowatbk Various [3]
June 27, 2011 Jake and Angry mother call a tank manufacturer PrankVillage [4]
October 27, 2011 Frank, Charles, Jake, and Al call sorority house Nomadcowatbk Alpha Chi Omega [5]
November 8, 2011 Frank Garrett n friends call back the scooterstore Rawpranks Female victim [6]



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