Idiot Trucker

Idiot Trucker
Idiot Trucker
Category	Prank Call Victim
Occupation	Trucking dispatcher
Residence	Unknown
Age	early to-mid 50s
Nationality	American
Spouse(s)	Unknown, the woman in the calls may be his wife

The Idiot Trucker is a prank call victim who was discovered by Firstcomingg in August 2010. The original calls were a collaborative effort between Firstcomingg and TheChrisV420 each using the Duncan and Satanic Racist, and then Jackass Plumber and Jack Nicholson, soundboards respectfully. A victim soundboard was immediately created by TheGoldenPhone and was then called by Casino Man, Epic Crazy Lady's Husband, and himself. The series eventually ended when the victim stopped responding to the prankster, however, a few occasional calls have been made during 2012.

Quotes

• "Hello?"
• "Alright. What do you need?"
• "Fine. How you doin'?"
• "Who're you? You called me."
• "Wh-who are ya'?"
• "This is a trucking company. Are you tryin' to reach somebody?"
• "Hey idiot."
• "Hey, you idiot!"
• "Are you drunk or what idiot?"
• "What you doin' callin' a business for? Are you an idiot? Huh?!"
• "Whatchu' gonna do if I, if I don't?"
• "You an idiot. You're stupid man. You a stupid old fart."
• "Is this the idiot again?"
• "You sound like a damned idiot. What's your problem idiot?"
• "Oh, kiss my ass you idiot."
• "Are you an idiot or..where are ya'?"
• "Yeyeye...you don't, ya' can't even talk you so drunk!"
• "Ya' sicko!"
• "You a coward!!"
• "You chickenshit WHORE!!"
• "I bet yew can't pour piss outta' a boot, yew stupid idiot yew."
• "Come on idiot! Come on IDIOT! COME ON!!"
• "Come on buddy! I wish I had ya' right in front of me!"
• "Are you the QUEER who keeps calling ... this company?"
• "Are you a boy? Or are you a boy?!"
• "I'll wring your damn head off boy. You ain't nothin' but a boy! You're a chickenshit boy."
• "An' you callin' long distance cause you afraid I'll come after you, ain't ya? "
• "You're callin' long distance 'cause you too SCARED to fight somebody!"
• "Yeah, I know there's two of ya'. There's two of ya' till ya, umm, there's two queers!'"
• "Where do ya' live boy? Where do ya' live? I'll come after ya'!"
• "Give me your address ... and I'll come over there an' STOMP a mudhole in your ass boy!"
• "I wish I could catch up with you. I'd stomp a hole in you!"
• "I wish you lived down the road so I could stomp a mudhole in ya' ass!"
• "I don't need a zip code. Just give me the damn address!"
• "You're too chickenshit to give me an' address, aren't ya'?"
• "Hehehehe."
• "Your such SCUM, ya'll nigger-eater..."
• "SCUM suckers."
• "YOU'RE a nigger."
• "You sorrier than a nigger."
• "You are a DAMN USO member?"
• "Tell me the truth. Is your momma still with the USO?"
• "Your momma...she still with the USO? Wearin' combat boots?"
• "She still, still screwin' all the troops?"
• "I remember her in the USO. She was screwing every damn soldier on base! You remember her? I remember her!"
• "Your momma's a WHORE!"
• "Yeah, ain't she?! You momma a whore?!"
• "Yeah, you even laugh like her."
• "" 'Mother Fucker'..what was that? Your momma's first and last name?"
• "Yeah everybody laughs at her."
• "You really gotta' vocabulary. Know two words."

Prank Calls

Date	Title	Caller	Victim	Notes	Ref.
August 18, 2010	The Gang Calls The Idiot Trucking Company	Firstcomingg TheChrisV420	Idiot Trucker	Original call.
August 24, 2010	Satanic Racist ChrisV420 And The Idiot Trucker Call The Bar	Firstcomingg TheChrisV420	Male victim
September 6, 2010	The Idiot Trucker Calls Himself And More	Firstcomingg TheChrisV420	Idiot Trucker
September 24, 2010	The Gang Calls The Idiot Trucker 2	Firstcomingg Brian79camino	Idiot Trucker
November 25, 2010	The Gang Calls A Thanksgiving Turkey	Firstcomingg	Male victim
April 18, 2011	Idiot Trucker plays Left 4 Dead	Tehaidscanon	Various	This was an XBox Live call.
June 27, 2011	Idiot Trucker plays Left 4 Dead 2	Tehaidscanon	Various	This was an XBox Live call.
January 8, 2012	Holiday Head And The Idiot Trucker's Real Name Is...	Firstcomingg	Idiot Trucker
March 12, 2012	Klansman Ned Tells The Idiot Trucker A Joke	Firstcomingg	Idiot Trucker
September 21, 2012	The Hillbilly Mechanics Call The Idiot Trucker And He's Drunk!	Firstcomingg	Idiot Trucker

External links

• Idiot Trucker soundboard at deviantART.com