Traditional depiction of the Hotel Jackass
Prank Call Victim, Victim Soundboard
hotel desk clerk at Holiday Inn
unknown, possibly late 20's or early 30's
S. Lake Tahoe, California
The Hotel Jackass (sometimes called the Hotel Smartass; real name: Chris) was a smart-mouthed desk clerk at the Holiday Inn at South Lake Tahoe, California. Discovered by Xaozzz, he was called with Tom the Pissed-Off Roofer, Duncan, Chinaman, The Ultimate Warrior, and even himself. His own soundboard used the "Officer Patterson" line, and as Chris believed the soundboard to be a real member of law enforcement, he attempted to file a complaint, attributing the calls to an employee named Ryan Hildebrand.
After being called with the original Chinaman soundboard, the updated Hotel Jackass soundboard with new quotes was used on the actual Chinaman by Zarkrell, who had located the Asian victim of W3baholicx, thereby eliciting more famous lines from him, particularly ones involving Police threats.
- "Stop calling my hotel."
- "I'm your fucking daddy. I fucked your mom. How about that? You like that, don't you? You like that; I know you do."
- "You sound like a girl."
- [Referencing the character Tattoo from the Fantasy Island TV series] "You sound like that guy from Paradise Island... ‘Da plane, boss, da plane!’"
- "Doesn't sound like you speak English."
- [Nonsensically mocking the Chinaman]"Amnikarbarbara!"
- "This is Officer Johnson, what can I do for ya?"
- "This is, uh... this is Officer Patterson, how can I help you?"
- "Ah. Well, you can say all you want over the phone, huh, big ass? But, as soon as you come down here, I'm gonna stick your fuckin' ass... inside-out."
- "Lay off the fuckin' heroin or something."
- "I'm... calling the police, right now."
|N/A||Tom The Pissed Off Roofer calls Himself and Others||Xaozzz||Hotel Jackass||Original call.|||
|N/A||Chinaman calls the Hotel Jackass||Xaozzz||Hotel Jackass|||
|N/A||Ultimate Warrior Calls a Hotel||Xaozzz||Hotel Jackass|||
|N/A||The Hotel Jackass prank calls himself and Employees||Xaozzz||Hotel Jackass|||
|N/A||Prank Call Request Mix Episode 1||Xaozzz||Hotel Jackass||A requested call by SoCalCoaster.|||
|N/A||Pissed off Roofer & Hotel Jackass call a Motel||TehPrankCaller||Male victim|||
|2008||The Hotel Jackass Prank Calls the Chinaman and More!||Zarkrell||Chinaman||Partially lost call. On June 7 2013 Zarkell reuploaded the complete call.|| |
|June 30, 2008||Hotel Jackass prank call||TheuPrank||Female victim|||
|September 7, 2008||Prank call collection 1||Trendyrapslut||Various|||
|December 27, 2008||Prank Call Mix||TheuPrank||Female victim|||
|December 30, 2008||Satanic Racist, Frank Garrett and Hotel Jackass Calls Wanda and Brandon||DavieDave59|||
|February 21, 2009||Hotel Jackass and Philly Thug Booty Call||Maskedcrusader|||
|August 15, 2009||Redneck bitch makes lady go apeshit||TheHarassinators||Female victim|||
|October 25, 2009||The Hotel Jackass vs Chris the Hacker||Online Lobster||Chris the Hacker|||
|November 18, 2009||Hotel jackass prank call + More||Andrew Gower|||
|April 19, 2010||Hotel Jackass Calls The Monteleone Hotel||PoopCalls|||
|April 23, 2010||Hotel Chaos 3||TheBigBlackGuy1|||
|May 5, 2010||White Boy Rampage||TheBigBlackGuy1|||
|December 14, 2010||Mini Hotel Jackass calls some Trannys and a bad whore||PrankiestMargie|||
|January 3, 2011||Soundboard Mix, Drunk Guy, Hotel Jackass, Megatron, Frank Garrett & More||SBRaiderX0197|||
|June 11, 2011||Hotel Redneck (Castle Motel First Calls)||WorldClassPrankster|||
|August 30, 2011||More PC Problems (Indian Scammers Pt. 2)||WorldClassPrankster||Indian Scammers|||
- "A List of Prank Victims." Prank Victims Documents. N.p., 2009. Web. 15 Feb. 2012.
- Original calls to the Hotel Jackass (Calls made by prankensteinx)] on YouTube.
- Tom The Pissed Off Roofer calls Himself and Others on YouTube
- The Chinaman: xaozzz's First Call on YouTube
- Ultimate Warrior Calls a Hotel (Lost Call) on YouTube
- Hotel Jackass Prank Calls Himself on YouTube
- Prank Call Request Mix Episode 1 (xaozzz) on YouTube
- Pissed off Roofer & Hotel Jackass call a Motel on Realm of Darkness
- Hotel Jackass calls the Chinaman on Realm of Darkness
- Hotel Jackass calls the Chinaman and more!
- Hotel Jackass prank call on YouTube
- Prank call collection 1 on YouTube
- Prank Call Mix on YouTube
- Satanic Racist, Frank Garrett and Hotel Jackass Calls Wanda and Brandon on YouTube
- Hotel Jackass and Philly Thug Booty Call on YouTube
- Redneck bitch makes lady go apeshit. on YouTube
- The Hotel Jackass vs Chris the Hacker on YouTube
- Hotel jackass prank call + More on YouTube
- Hotel Jackass Calls The Monteleone Hotel on YouTube
- Hotel Chaos 3 on YouTube
- White Boy Rampage on YouTube
- PrankiestMargie - Mini Hotel Jackass calls some Trannys and a bad whore on YouTube
- Soundboard Mix, Drunk Guy, Hotel Jackass, Megatron, Frank Garrett & More on YouTube
- Hotel Redneck (Castle Motel First Calls) on YouTube
- More PC Problems (Indian Scammers Pt.2) on YouTube