Hillbilly Joker

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Hillbilly Joker
Hillbilly Joker


Prank Call Victim






mid to-late 20s





The Hillbilly Joker (real name: Lee) (also known as Nasty MF) is a prank call victim who was discovered by TheMerlinOfAR in December 2010. He is one of several victims of Duncan whose sense of humor (e.g. Alabama Smartass) made for an entertaining and memorable conversation.[1]

Although TheMerlinOfAR planned future calls with Slingblade and the Hillbilly Joker soundboard, the victim stopped answering calls bringing the series to an abrupt end. A victim soundboard was eventually created by Nekad2000[2] a year-and-a-half later.


  • "Hello?" (groggy)
  • "Hey man."
  • "Your sister told me last time I fucked her, after you fucked her, and your whole god-damn family fucked her up in the god-damned hills you nasty fucker."
  • "She let me out of the cage and I'm suckin' on her toes and she's like, "No listen, this ain't Murtle the Turtle" and I said "Yeah, it is. Now bend over!"."
  • (creepy laughter)
  • "Well I wish I was talking to fuckin' Sergeant Hartman. Can I talk to Sergeant Hartman?"
  • "Well, why don't you get your damn sister's ass, and bring her on over here, so I can fuck her too."
  • "If I see her, and you see her, we'll tag team that hog and the next thing you know we gonna' be havin' us a barbeque."
  • "I looove to kill a human, eat a human, and fuck a human 'cause I'm a necrophasian motherfucker."
  • "I got two cans of whoop-ass and I'm ready to run."
  • "I do what I do and I do what I do best."
  • "I didn't call you 'cause I don't know your motherfuckin' number ya' bitch hog!"
  • "Well don't call ME no more, your stupid cocksucker."
  • "The FBI? Well motherfucker what about the DEA?"
  • "I know all about that meth you been cookin' on top of the hill you son-of-a-bitch you."
  • "You heard what I said motherfucker."
  • "Well I love you too fuck nut."
  • "Man, these house doors are open 24/7."
  • "You want to come over here and get a piece, well you come on and get a piece."
  • "I'll be waitin' in the yard for ya' and next thing you know, we'll be dancin'."
  • "Well bring it on there fat daddy! If you got the fuckin' big ass balls, you just bring your little ass on."
  • "Come on Cleatus! Come on!"
  • "You sound like god-damn Billy Bob Thornton off some Slingblade."
  • "You hear me? Capiche, motherfucker?!"
  • "Now see you done called me while I was just taking a shit and playing Mafia Wars. Now I'm gonna' have to come fuck you up."

Prank Calls[edit]

Date Title Caller Victim Notes Ref.
December 17, 2010 Frank, Gary, Jesus Lady & Jesus Guy Hillbilly Joker Original call. [1]
August 25, 2012 Introducing the Hillbilly Joker TheMerlinOfAR Male victim [3]
September 5, 2012 Calls to collections Part 1: Chris Chan, Hillbilly Joker, and Satanic Racist Nekad2000 Female victim [4]
November 15, 2012 Hillbilly Joker calls the Mincing Aussie TheMerlinOfAR Male victim [5]


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