Gun Shop Lady

Gun Shop Lady
Traditional depiction of the Gun Shop Lady
Name	Unknown
Category	Prank Call Victim, Victim Soundboard
Occupation	gun shop worker
Age	unknown
Nationality	American
Residence	California

The Gun Shop Lady was a victim of Jack Nicholson, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Peggy. She was known for her extremely witty insults that involved dog's dicks, Satan and grandmothers, among others. She may be one of the most underrated soundboards. Some have even called her the female Frank Garrett due to her insults.

Parodies

The Gun Shop lady appears in Episode 3 of the Irate Black Man Animated Series, "Ho Famlee on Poleese Force!" Part 1 of 2 as a relative of the Irate Black Man who is a police officer.

Quotes

• "Gunsmithing."
• "What is your fuckin' problem, asshole?"
• "Burn in hell, and suck the devil's dick while you're down there!"
• "Your grandma rides the sleigh on the back of the devil's ass!"
• "Your momma sucks dog's dicks!"
• "Cunt bite motherfucker!"
• "Your daddy sucks dicks in hell!"
• "Your daddy sucks dog shit out of your mama's asshole!"
• "Your daddy's out of his fucking mind!"
• "Oh, you fucking crackhead 'ho!"
• "Guess what? If you wanna jack-off, I've got a dick as big as yours!"

Prank Calls

Date	Title	Caller	Victim	Notes	Ref.
2008	Jack Nicholson Calls The Psycho Gun Shop Lady	w3baholic	Gun Shop Lady	Original call.
2008	Arnold Calls The Psycho Gun Shop Lady	w3baholic	Gun Shop Lady
August 1, 2008	Peggy Calls The Psycho Gun Shop Lady	w3baholic	Gun Shop Lady	Lost call
January 23, 2011	Turkey Hill	TheMerlinOfAR	Female victim
January 25, 2011	Gun Shop Lady calls Jersey City	TheMerlinOfAR	Various
August 30, 2011	Quick calls to indian fake viagra company	Negroape
September 27, 2012	Merlin's Assorted Calls 3	TheMerlinOfAR	Answering machine