Gun Shop Lady

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Gun Shop Lady
Gun shop lady.jpg
Traditional depiction of the Gun Shop Lady




Prank Call Victim, Victim Soundboard


gun shop worker







The Gun Shop Lady was a victim of Jack Nicholson, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Peggy. She was known for her extremely witty insults that involved dog's dicks, Satan and grandmothers, among others.[1] She may be one of the most underrated soundboards. Some have even called her the female Frank Garrett due to her insults.


The Gun Shop lady appears in Episode 3 of the Irate Black Man Animated Series, "Ho Famlee on Poleese Force!" Part 1 of 2 as a relative of the Irate Black Man who is a police officer.


  • "Gunsmithing."
  • "What is your fuckin' problem, asshole?"
  • "Burn in hell, and suck the devil's dick while you're down there!"
  • "Your grandma rides the sleigh on the back of the devil's ass!"
  • "Your momma sucks dog's dicks!"
  • "Cunt bite motherfucker!"
  • "Your daddy sucks dicks in hell!"
  • "Your daddy sucks dog shit out of your mama's asshole!"
  • "Your daddy's out of his fucking mind!"
  • "Oh, you fucking crackhead 'ho!"
  • "Guess what? If you wanna jack-off, I've got a dick as big as yours!"

Prank Calls[edit]

Date Title Caller Victim Notes Ref.
2008 Jack Nicholson Calls The Psycho Gun Shop Lady w3baholic Gun Shop Lady Original call. [1]
2008 Arnold Calls The Psycho Gun Shop Lady w3baholic Gun Shop Lady [1]
August 1, 2008 Peggy Calls The Psycho Gun Shop Lady w3baholic Gun Shop Lady Lost call [1][2]
January 23, 2011 Turkey Hill TheMerlinOfAR Female victim [3]
January 25, 2011 Gun Shop Lady calls Jersey City TheMerlinOfAR Various [4]
August 30, 2011 Quick calls to indian fake viagra company Negroape [5]
September 27, 2012 Merlin's Assorted Calls 3 TheMerlinOfAR Answering machine [6]