Georgia Brawler

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Georgia Brawler
Georgia Brawler.png
Depiction of Georgia Brawler

Category

Prank Call Victim

Residence

Georgia

Age

early to-mid 60s

Nationality

American

The Georgia Brawler is a prank call victim who was discovered during a live broadcast of The Kyra & Mobethian Show on March 7, 2014. He was first called with a soundboard of Bail Bondsman; which was operated by BBE who was a guest on that night's show.[1]

On August 8, 2014, Georgia Brawler called Pran Funkels Live using a blocked number. It is surmised that an anonymous guest previously on Pran Funkels informed him about the show's existence. Due to a Skype glitch with adding unknown incoming calls to a group call, the conversation was lost.

Quotes[edit]

  • "Hello?"
  • "Yes, sir?"
  • "I didn't hear ya."
  • "What are you talkin' about?"
  • "You called me."
  • "You're callin' me!"
  • "I don't even know who you are!"
  • (sarcastically) "Uh-huh. Yeah, sure you are."
  • "THIS phone didn't ring your number."
  • "Fuzz buster."
  • "Send me a check ... for $50."
  • "Now that's a bargain!"
  • "It's SLIGHTLY used?"
  • "I'll think about it."
  • "And my dick was hard!"
  • "Does that turn you on?"
  • "Real funny."
  • "What are ya? Some kinda QUEER huntin' a date or somethin'?"
  • "You drunk motherfucker, doped up BASTARD!"
  • "You just don't know who you FUCKIN' with."
  • "What'd you tell me you name was?"
  • "George?"
  • "An asshole like you ain't got nothin' better to do?"
  • "Say what?"
  • "What the hell are yew doin' cawlin' my damn number, every five minutes!?"
  • "Somebody there just rang my number..."
  • "I'm 'bout ready to kick somebody's ass!"
  • "I'm just shakin' in my shit right now."
  • "What's your address?"
  • "Where are you right now?"
  • "What's your PLAN?"
  • "It is SO hot here."
  • "The mosquitoes keep comin' back."
  • "You son of a bitch!"
  • "You need help!"
  • "I can assure you somebody'll get back with ya."
  • "What kinda work you do?"
  • "I never ... done it."
  • "You know our second bill of rights have been taken away from us."
  • "I'm a big supporter of the Second Amendment myself."
  • "You're better off with that gun in your hand then you are tryin' to wait on a po-liceman."
  • "You know, a person DOES is hit that strobe light, blind 'em and step...eight or nine steps away from 'em, from the last time they seen ya, and that way you don't get shot."
  • "I can stand off a lot of people."
  • "I'm a, uh, bitter gun owner clingin' to my religion."
  • "We need to arm ourselves and HIDE 'em when they come take 'em away from us."
  • "That'd be somethin' to see right there now!"
  • "If somebody's comes in and tries to take what I've worked for all my life, I'm GOING to defend it."
  • "Prayer is the bet way to meet the Lord. Trespassin's faster."
  • "That's for sure."
  • "You called somebody else up at MIDNIGHT!"
  • "Well, are you a ... RETIRED gentleman?"
  • "YOU'RE full of shit!"
  • "That's just the way it is."
  • "It was NICE talkin' with ya."
  • "You take care!"

Prank Calls[edit]

Date Title Caller Victim Notes Ref.
March 7, 2014 Kyra and Mobiethian Live - Mar 7, 2014 The Kyra & Mobethian Show Georgia Brawler Original call. This was a live prank call broadcast. The call was made by guest BBE.[1]
April 7, 2014 Georgia Brawler calls payphone Nomadcowatbk Various [2]
June 8, 2014 What the Hell'r Yew Doin' Cawlin' Georgia Brawler, Ever Five Minutes!? 3HaloODST [3]
June 8, 2014 Somebody There Just Rang Georgia Brawler's Number... 3HaloODST [4]
June 8, 2014 Georgia Brawler's 'Bout Ready to Kick Somebody's Aesh 3HaloODST [5]
June 9, 2014 Georgia Brawler's Just Shakin' in his Shiet Raight Now... 3HaloODST [6]
June 9, 2014 On Tonight's Episode of "Fuzz Busters" 3HaloODST [7]
June 9, 2014 "Fuzz Busters" Outtakes + Extras (Special Guest Appearance) 3HaloODST Various [8]
June 10, 2014 Drunk Dialin' with Georgia Brawler 3HaloODST [9]
June 21, 2014 Georgia Brawler's on Wacky Tobacky 3HaloODST [10]
June 22, 2014 Just Practicin' 3HaloODST Female victim [11]
June 22, 2014 Georgia Brawler's Grocery Store Rampage 3HaloODST [12]
June 24, 2014 Georgia Brawler (from 1979) Calls Scammers 3HaloODST [13]
June 26, 2014 Georgia Brawler Calls a Restaurant 3HaloODST [14]
June 26, 2014 Georgia Brawler Calls More Restaurants 3HaloODST [15]
July 10, 2014 Georgia Brawler Calls Gas Stations 3HaloODST [16]
July 27, 2014 The Hookah Lounge is Calling Everyone (Episode 3: "Doped up bastards hunting a date.") Fred Steenerson Herbert [17]
July 31, 2014 Georgia Brawler Calls 5525 3HaloODST Birmingham Redneck [18]
August 8, 2014 Georgia Brawler called Pran Funkels Live Georgia Brawler Pran Funkels This was a live prank call broadcast. The call is considered lost.
October 22, 2014 Georgia Brawler Calls Redneck Roofer 3HaloODST Redneck Roofer [19]
June 25, 2015 Angela & Georgia Brawler vs. Confused Receptionist TheMadProphet Female victim [20]
May 20, 2016 Manic Cookie Mama and the "disturbing" voice message Some Special Phone [21]
March 7, 2017 Georgia Brawler Practice Lozgod [22]
February 2, 2018 Tommy's Fireworks Pran Funkels This was a live prank call broadcast. [23]
February 2, 2018 Georgia Brawler Takes Legal Action Pran Funkels This was a live prank call broadcast. [24]
February 23, 2018 Georgia Brawler Calls Some Mental Cases Tyreee [25]

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