Duncan calls Himself

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Duncan calls Himself
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Category

Victim Prank Call

Prank Caller

Xaozzz

Soundboard(s) used

Duncan

Victim(s)

Tom the Pissed-Off Roofer, Duncan, male employee at a detox facility

Length

2:08

Audio:

File:Duncan calls himself.ogg

Duncan calls Himself (original title: Duncan 'The Drunk Guy' Prank Call Collection *NEW*) was the first call to feature the use of the newly-created first generation Duncan soundboard. Initially known as the "Drunk Guy Soundboard," it consisted of only a few (10 or less) lines, such as "Hello." "Duncan Construction." "You stupid cocksucker." "Fuck you." "Do what?" "This is a business phone, get off of it!" and the ever-popular, "Well I don't give a shit." among others.

This call, released in November 2007, also marked the discovery of Tom the Pissed-Off Roofer and may also have been the first instance of a victim being prank called with their own voice.

Transcript[edit]

Call #1

[*Phone rings*]
Tom: Hello.
Duncan: Hello.
Tom: Who's this?
Duncan: Duncan Construction.
Tom: Who?
Duncan: Son of a bitch!
Tom: Who you talkin' to?
Duncan: Duncan Construction.
Tom: No, this is A and S Roofing!
Duncan: Well I don't give a shit.
Tom: Huh?
Duncan: Oh, fuck you, you stupid son of a bitch!
Tom: If you're talkin' to me, go fuck yourself!
Duncan: This is a business phone, get off of it!
Tom: Yeah, you get off of it!
Duncan: You stupid cocksucker. Fuck you.
Tom: [*hangs up*]

Call #2

[*Phone rings*]
Tom: Who are you tryin' to call?!
Duncan: Duncan Construction.
Tom: Who?
Duncan: Fuck you, you stupid son of a bitch!
Tom: Well, this is A and S Roofing. This has got nothing to do with construction.
Duncan: Fuck you.
Tom: Don't call here no more, motherfucker!
Duncan: Cocksucker!
Tom: Go fuck yourself, ya asshole!
Duncan: You stupid cocksucker.
Tom: [*hangs up*]

Call #3

[*Phone rings*]
Duncan: Duncan Construction.
Duncan Soundboard: Oh, fuck you, you stupid cocksucker!
Duncan: Do what?!
Duncan Soundboard: Now listen, you stupid son of a bitch, I never called you before and goddammit, you...pick about every third day to call me, so fuck you!
Duncan: Oh, you goddamn stupid son of a bitch, you!
Duncan Soundboard: Well I don't give a shit. You stupid cocksucker.
Duncan: [*hangs up*]

Call #4

[*Phone rings*]
Duncan: Duncan Construction.
Duncan Soundboard: Fuck you. You stupid cocksucker.
Duncan: [*hangs up*]

Call #5

[*Phone rings*]
Duncan: Duncan Construction.
Duncan Soundboard: Well I don't give a shit.
Duncan: [*hangs up*]

Call #6 (final)

[*Phone rings*]
Male Victim: Detox, this is Chris.
Duncan: Hello.
Male Victim: Hello? How are ya?
Duncan: I'm doing alright, how are you?
Male Victim: Good. How are you?
Duncan: I'm doing alright.
Male Victim: What can I do for you?
Duncan: This is a business phone, get off of it!
Male Victim: I'm sorry?
Duncan: Oh, fuck you, you stupid son of a bitch!
Male Victim: Hello? Is Richard and Sal there?
Duncan: Can't you take a hint? I don't wanna talk to ya.
Male Victim: Can I talk to Sal or Richard?
Duncan: Now listen, you stupid son of a bitch, I never called you before and goddammit, you...pick about every third day to call me, so fuck you!
Male Victim: (chuckles) [*hangs up*]
[*End of Call*]