Depiction of Dickbag
Prank Call Victim
Owner of Grime Busters Power Washing
early to-mid 40s
DickBag is a prank call victim who was discovered by 8DuncanConstruction8 in August 2010. He was first called a victim of Rick the Mullet Man and later by Alabama Smartass, Iron Sheik, Random Asshole, and himself.
Though the series only lasted a short time the victim grew more and more irate with each call. In the final call, DickBag and his wife pretended to have sex on the phone in order to taunt the caller.
- "Well you know what? You keep doing this phishing off the computer asshole and I'm gonna' track your ass to the God-damned bottom of the world. So FUCK OFF and suck my dick!"
- "I'll tell ya' what. Stay on the line a little longer asshole."
- "Stay on the line just another two minutes, ok? Keep talkin' to me. Hang on. (to his wife) Get the police. Get the police next door. (talking louder so the caller can hear) Get the police next door."
- "Come on, just hang on the number brother. Just sit on it a little longer. Give me the FUCKIN' time you cocksuckin' DICKBAG. I got no problem with it. You wanna' play the game? I'll take YOU to the God-damn cleaners 'cause you can't AFFORD it ... and I can. I CAN! Keep talkin'. Keep talkin'! (to his wife) Call the cops. Get 'em out here right now Mary."
- "Come on, come on. Talk to me. TALK to me. Talk to ME from Bakersfield, California. Talk to me from Fresno, California. Come on, how God-damned dumb do you think I am?! Do you think I can't hire people to frickin' track your ass?"
- "Come on. Keep on goin'. (to his wife) Call 'em. Call 'em right the f- no call the God-damn county police. Get 'em out here. We're gonna' have a little fun with dickbag."
- "Sit on the phone with me. Come on. Give me a little more time."
- "Hey! I got no problem with whatever the hell you're doin'. I'm telling you how it's gonna' work out."
- "You just called me on two different phishing phone numbers .. off of the computer. Do you think I'm that stupid? That you don't think I can track your ass?!"
- "Brother then, then what's your name asshole?"
- "Robbie? Robbie what? Robbie DICKBAG?!"
- "Well Robbie, hang on because the county police are at the door. I want you to talk to them. Just sit tight. (to his wife) Go get the door Mary."
- "Sweetheart, you're gonna' fuckin' swing."
- "No problem."
- "Brother, you don't know what you're fuckin' dealin' with. You're outta' YOUR fuckin' league. You don't even fuckin' know."
- "Oh no, no, no. Keep on tellin' me how smart ya' are. Come on, keep talking. (to his wife) Get the cops on the other line."
- "No, no, no, no. Keep talkin' brother. Keep talkin'. No, no, no. That's good. No we-we're all here. This is good. Just keep talking to me. Keep the line open. KEEP THE LINE OPEN."
- "Come on, come on, come on Robbie."
- "Come on. Talk to me ya' little prick!"
- "Keep talkin'. Keep talkin' Robbie. Come on, come on, come on! I want your URL. No problem asshole. You're DONE. You're COOKED. Keep talkin' to me Robbie."
- "Come on Robbie. Come on Robbie. Come on Robbie! Come on, come on, come on. Keep goin' a little longer. Keep goin' a little longer. Keep it up. Come on baby. Can you DO THAT? (to his wife) How long do the cops need?"
- "One more minute dickbag. Come on, give me 60 seconds. I don't even think you could even do that in bed with your own dick!"
- "Why don't you try to give me 60 more seconds. Come on Robbie! Come on ya' little fuckstick!!"
- "(exhausted) Yeah .. yeah ... fuck you dickbag. It's alright. Well we're gonna find out ... and now we're done. Robbie, we'll see ya' in court."
|August 29, 2010||Lally's Rampage Part 2||8DuncanConstruction8||DickBag||Original call.|||
|September 10, 2010||Rick the Mulletman, Random Asshole, Crazy Chinese Guy and Dickbag in Banana Boat Assault 3||Purpledrone||Female victim|||
|September 19, 2010||Angry Grandpa, Frank, Willie and Alabama Smartass call to bug the shit outta Dickbag||8DuncanConstruction8||DickBag|||
|September 29, 2010||Chris Chan and Lunatic Redneck Call a Cab (Also Featuring Random Asshole, Dickbag, and the Yellers)||Purpledrone|||
|November 10, 2010||DickBag is tracing my modem's ass...||8DuncanConstruction8||DickBag|||
|November 5, 2012||Al The Drunk, Angry Black Guy, Dickbag, & I Call Fred's Bar n' Grill||Slimedime333||Male victim|||
|November 16, 2012||Calls To Daddy, The Angry Black Cook 3 - Featuring Dickbag, Me, & Drunk Al||Slimedime333||Male victim|||
- Lally's Rampage Part 2 on YouTube
- Rick the Mulletman, Random Asshole, Crazy Chinese Guy and Dickbag in Banana Boat Assault 3 on YouTube
- Angry Grandpa, Frank, Willie and Alabama Smartass call to bug the shit outta Dickbag on YouTube
- Chris Chan and Lunatic Redneck Call a Cab (Also Featuring Random Asshole, Dickbag, and the Yellers) on YouTube
- DickBag is tracing my modem's ass... on YouTube
- Al The Drunk, Angry Black Guy, Dickbag, & I Call Fred's Bar n' Grill on YouTube
- Calls To Daddy, The Angry Black Cook 3 - Featuring Dickbag, Me, & Drunk Al on YouTube
- DickBag soundboard at deviantART.com