Deacon Frost calls Duncan and More

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Deacon Frost calls Duncan and More
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Category

Prank Call

Prank Caller

W3baholic

Soundboard(s) used

Deacon Frost

Victim(s)

Duncan, female liquor store employee

Length

3:11

Audio:

File:Deacon frost calls duncan.ogg

Deacon Frost calls Duncan and More was a prank call from late 2007 by W3baholic using a soundboard of the character Deacon Frost from the 1998 movie "Blade". It is most famous for being the very first calls made to the late Frank "Duncan" Garrett. w3baholic was calling random liquor stores and dialed a number listed as Backstreet Liquor in Stilwell, Oklahoma; to his surprise, however, the call was answered by a somewhat groggy-sounding Frank Garrett at Duncan Construction. The directory used was evidently not up to date, but it is thought that the liquor business did once belong to Frank.

Transcript[edit]

Call #1

[*Phone Rings*]
Duncan: Duncan Construction.
Deacon Frost: How ya doin', Chief?
Duncan: I'm doin' alright, how are you?
Deacon Frost: It's nice to finally meet you, man. Had my eye on you for years.
Duncan: Do what?
Deacon Frost: I know all about you.
Duncan: Well I don't give a shit.
Deacon Frost: I'm offerin' you a truce. I want you with us.
Duncan: You stupid son of a bitch, this is a business phone—get off of it!
Deacon Frost: You're an idiot, you know that? I come down here offerin' you the easy way out and you spit it right back in my fuckin' face!
Duncan: [*hangs up*]

Call #2

[*Phone Rings*]
Duncan: Duncan Construction.
Deacon Frost: Oh, so it's back to pretendin' we're human again? You can't keep denyin' what you are, man!
Duncan: Listen you stupid cocksucker, can't you take a hint? I don't wanna talk to ya. [*hangs up*]

Call #3 (final)

[*Phone Rings*]
Woman: Hello?
Deacon Frost: I'm offerin' you a truce. I want you with us.
Woman: I don't know who you are.
Deacon Frost: They're cattle; they're pieces of meat.
Woman: Ummm...can you just hold on a second?
Deacon Frost: What difference does it make how their world ends?
Woman: [*talking to someone in background*][*picks phone back up*] Hello?
Deacon Frost: All of our strengths, none of our weaknesses.
Woman: Who is this?
Deacon Frost: It's nice to finally meet you, man. Had my eye on you for years. I know all about you.
Woman: Yeah, I'll bet you know all about me!
Deacon Frost: Come on...spare me the Uncle Tom routine, okay? You can't keep denyin' what you are, man! You're an idiot, you know that? I come down here offerin' you the easy way out and you spit it right back in my fuckin' face!
Woman: Spit what back in your face?
Deacon Frost: I'm offerin' you a truce. I want you with us.
Woman: You're offering me the...truth? Are you on crack?
Deacon Frost: You just don't fuckin' get it!
Woman: W-what?
Deacon Frost: You're an idiot, you know that?
Woman: [*chuckles*] You're an idiot!
Deacon Frost: Oh, so it's back to pretendin' we're human again? Come on...spare me the Uncle Tom routine, okay? You can't keep denyin' what you are, man! You think the humans will ever accept a half-breed like you? They can't. They're afraid of you. And they should be.
Woman: Okay! [*chuckles*]
Deacon Frost: You're an animal, you're a fuckin' maniac!
Woman: Yeah...that's what they say! Oh, my God...
Deacon Frost: You're familiar with the Blood God.
Woman: [*laughs*] Dude! Are you tryin' to get ahold of somebody?
Deacon Frost: You just don't fuckin' get it! Wouldn't want our little friend here to wind up in the back of a milk carton now, would we?
Woman: [*snorts*] [*laughs out loud*] Oh, my God...
Deacon Frost: You're familiar with the Blood God.
Woman: Are you on crack?
Deacon Frost: Had my eye on you for years. I know all about you.
Woman: [*chuckles*] Oh my God... Yeah! You know all about nothing! Okay, if you know all about me, what's my name?
Deacon Frost: You're an idiot, you know that?
Woman: You're an idiot!
Deacon Frost: I'm offerin' you a truce. I want you with us.
Woman: You're offering me a truth...a truth for fucking what, dude?
Deacon Frost: If you wanna take the hard road, be my guest, pal. But I promise you by the time this is over, you're gonna wish they never cut you from your mother's... [*sound of gunshot*]
Woman: You'd better hang-up, RIGHT NOW.
Deacon Frost: The goal, of course, is to be like you - the Daywalker!
Woman: [*hangs up*]