Deacon Frost

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Deacon Frost
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Stephen Dorff as Deacon Frost


Celebrity Soundboards


Vampire leader, La Magra(Avatar)






Vampire (Turned Blood)



Deacon Frost is a villainous character from the first Blade movie, portrayed by actor Stephen Dorff. Deacon Frost holds the distinction of being the first soundboard used to call the legendary prank-call victim Frank "Duncan" Garrett. The call was made by W3baholic in 2007. The soundboard enraged Frank, despite the soundboard not saying anything remotely offensive, resulting in the first of many infamous quotes such as: "You stupid son of a bitch, this is a business phone; get off of it!" and "I don't give a shit!". A soundboard of Deacon Frost has not been used since the call to Frank "Duncan" Garrett or the woman who was called a little later after Frank.


  • How ya doing chief?
  • It's nice to finally meet you man. Had my eye on you for years. I know all about you.
  • I'm offering you a truce. I want you with us.
  • You're an idiot, you know that? I came down here offering you an easy way out and you spit it right back in my fuckin' face!
  • Oh, so it's back to pretending we're human again? C'mon... spare me the Uncle Tom routine, okay? You can't keep denying what you are, man.
  • You're familiar with the Blood God?
  • If you wanna take the hard road, be my guest, pal. But I promise you by the time this is over, you're gonna wish they never cut you from your mother's...
  • You just don't fuckin' GET IT!
  • You think the humans will ever accept a half-breed like you? They can't. They're afraid of you. And they should be. You're an animal. You're a fuckin' maniac!
  • They're cattle; pieces of meat.