Creepy Cookie Guy
The Creepy Cookie Guy is a former Alcoholics Anonymous phone operator (either quit or was fired) from Vermont who has a creepy sexual fixation with cookies coming out of his ass. The Creepy Cookie guy is a fairly good natured man with a good sense of humor who knows that he’s on YouTube apparently.
He was first called up with Rick the Mullet Man, picking up after a female co-worker handed him the phone. He then goes onto arbitrarily ask if they can record cookies out of his ass. Afterwards, they do just that and call him with his own Soundboard, much to his delight (“I feel like I just won the academy award”). He was called back with his own soundboard again and went into further detail how he makes his cookies. According to SBCallingYew, he was called with the High Redneck as well which was unfortunately left unrecorded.
According initially to SBCallingYew, the Creepy Cookie Guy had either been fired or quit Alcoholics Anonymous. However, it didn't seem to be the case, as he was rediscovered by Docthal010 calling Alcoholics Anonymous, which means he was likely relocated. The Creepy Cookie Guy is depicted with a picture of actor, writer and founder of “Famous Amos” chocolate chip cookie brand; Wally Amos.
- "This is ... the man who needs cookies."
- "I make really good, uh, chocolate chip. Or would you like peanut butter?"
- "Me making cookies right outta my ass."
- "It, it slides right outta' my ass."
- "And the raisins are wonderful because the raisins help make everything slide right out of your ass."
- "Right outa' my ass."
- "Can you record me making cookies out of my ass and then play it back for me?"
- "Warm and fresh. Right outta my ass."
- "Oh, that's wonderful."
- "Lovely cookies."
- "With some milk."
- "Can you do that .. please?"
- "I sure can."
- "It's this feeling of cookies ... coming right outta my ass."
- "How about we make some cookies right out of our asses?"
- "Only with cookies right out of my ass."
- "Only when I make cookies right out of my ass."
- "It's kind of like making cookies...right out of your ass."
- "It's a lovely recording you have there."
|2010||Rick Calls a Creepy Cookie Guy||SBCallingYew||Creepy Cookie Guy||Original call.|||
|2010||Creepy Cookie Guy calls himself||SBCallingYew||Creepy Cookie Guy|||
|N/A||The Creepy Cookie Guy calls The Black Jesus||FC2U||Black Jesus|||
|July 3, 2010||Creepy Cookie Guy Calls 1-800 Flowers||Area51gc||1-800-Flowers|||
|October 27, 2010||Creepy Cookie Guy needs some help||Cobra4073||Female victim|||
|December 11, 2010||First Successful Creepy Cookie Guy call||PrankiestMargie||Male victim|||
|January 9, 2011||Prank Call Collection 9||Trendyrapslut||Male victim|||
|January 28, 2011||Creepy Cookie Guy calls Stop and Shop||WaynePrankster|||
|February 22, 2011||Calling Smug Emo Shit again||PrankiestMargie||Male victim|||
|February 22, 2011||Long conversation with a sniffly idiot with verbal diahrea - part 2||Trendyrapslut||Male victim|||
|April 19, 2011||Arnold, Frank Garret and The Creepy Cookie Guy ring random numbers||Suicidalfish7|||
|April 20, 2011||The Creepy Cookie Guy calls up a load of cookie shops!!||Suicidalfish7||Various|||
|April 20, 2011||Sue, cookies guy, crazy sick old man and peggy make some follow up calls||Randmanq|||
|April 23, 2011||The Creepy Cookie Guy and Arnold call Lea||Suicidalfish7|||
|June 21, 2011||Creepy cookie guy calls high munchies guy||Calliwoodproduction|||
|N/A||Bob Chandler calls a hotel, but has his wife (The Creepy Cookie guy) intervene!!||Lost call|||
|November 18, 2011||Creepy Cookie Guy, NYC Cunt, Random Asshole, Rick Mullet Man and gang make calls!||Bubbacalling|||
- "A List of Prank Victims." Prank Victims Documents. N.p., 2009. Web. 15 Feb. 2012.
- Rick Calls a Creepy Cookie Guy - Prank Call on YouTube
- Original Calls to the Creepy Cookie Guy (SBCallingYew) on YouTube
- FC2U - The Creepy Cookie Guy calls The Black Jesus on YouTube
- Creepy Cookie Guy Calls 1-800 Flowers on YouTube
- Creepy Cookie Guy needs some help on YouTube
- PrankiestMargie - First Successful Creepy Cookie Guy call on YouTube
- Prank Call Collection 9 on YouTube
- Creepy Cookie Guy calls Stop and Shop on YouTube
- PrankiestMargie - Calling Smug Emo Shit again on YouTube
- Long conversation with a sniffly idiot with verbal diahrea - part 2 on YouTube
- Arnold, Frank Garret and The Creepy Cookie Guy ring random numbers on YouTube
- The Creepy Cookie Guy calls up a load of cookie shops!! on YouTube
- Sue, cookies guy, crazy sick old man and peggy make some follow up calls. on YouTube
- The Creepy Cookie Guy and Arnold call Lea on YouTube
- Creepy cookie guy calls high munchies guy on YouTube
- Bob Chandler calls a hotel, but has his wife (The Creepy Cookie guy) intervene!! on YouTube
- Creepy Cookie Guy, NYC Cunt, Random Asshole, Rick Mullet Man and gang make calls! on YouTube