Creepy Cookie Guy

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Creepy Cookie Guy
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Prank Call Victim, Victim Soundboard


Formally an employee at Alcoholic's Anonymous






Unknown; possibly African American due to his voice.







The Creepy Cookie Guy is a former Alcoholics Anonymous phone operator (either quit or was fired) from Vermont who has a creepy sexual fixation with cookies coming out of his ass. The Creepy Cookie guy is a fairly good natured man with a good sense of humor who knows that he’s on YouTube apparently.

He was first called up with Rick the Mullet Man, picking up after a female co-worker handed him the phone. He then goes onto arbitrarily ask if they can record cookies out of his ass. Afterwards, they do just that and call him with his own Soundboard, much to his delight (“I feel like I just won the academy award”).[1] He was called back with his own soundboard again and went into further detail how he makes his cookies.[2] According to SBCallingYew, he was called with the High Redneck as well which was unfortunately left unrecorded.

According initially to SBCallingYew, the Creepy Cookie Guy had either been fired or quit Alcoholics Anonymous. However, it didn't seem to be the case, as he was rediscovered by Docthal010 calling Alcoholics Anonymous, which means he was likely relocated. The Creepy Cookie Guy is depicted with a picture of actor, writer and founder of “Famous Amos” chocolate chip cookie brand; Wally Amos.


  • "This is ... the man who needs cookies."
  • "I make really good, uh, chocolate chip. Or would you like peanut butter?"
  • "Me making cookies right outta my ass."
  • "It, it slides right outta' my ass."
  • "And the raisins are wonderful because the raisins help make everything slide right out of your ass."
  • "Right outa' my ass."
  • "Can you record me making cookies out of my ass and then play it back for me?"
  • "Warm and fresh. Right outta my ass."
  • "Ohhhhh...."
  • "Oh, that's wonderful."
  • "Lovely cookies."
  • "With some milk."
  • "Can you do that .. please?"
  • "I sure can."
  • "It's this feeling of cookies ... coming right outta my ass."
  • "How about we make some cookies right out of our asses?"
  • "Only with cookies right out of my ass."
  • "Only when I make cookies right out of my ass."
  • "It's kind of like making cookies...right out of your ass."
  • "It's a lovely recording you have there."

Prank Calls[edit]

Date Title Caller Victim Notes Ref.
2010 Rick Calls a Creepy Cookie Guy SBCallingYew Creepy Cookie Guy Original call. [1][2]
2010 Creepy Cookie Guy calls himself SBCallingYew Creepy Cookie Guy [2]
N/A The Creepy Cookie Guy calls The Black Jesus FC2U Black Jesus [3]
July 3, 2010 Creepy Cookie Guy Calls 1-800 Flowers Area51gc 1-800-Flowers [4]
October 27, 2010 Creepy Cookie Guy needs some help Cobra4073 Female victim [5]
December 11, 2010 First Successful Creepy Cookie Guy call PrankiestMargie Male victim [6]
January 9, 2011 Prank Call Collection 9 Trendyrapslut Male victim [7]
January 28, 2011 Creepy Cookie Guy calls Stop and Shop WaynePrankster [8]
February 22, 2011 Calling Smug Emo Shit again PrankiestMargie Male victim [9]
February 22, 2011 Long conversation with a sniffly idiot with verbal diahrea - part 2 Trendyrapslut Male victim [10]
April 19, 2011 Arnold, Frank Garret and The Creepy Cookie Guy ring random numbers Suicidalfish7 [11]
April 20, 2011 The Creepy Cookie Guy calls up a load of cookie shops!! Suicidalfish7 Various [12]
April 20, 2011 Sue, cookies guy, crazy sick old man and peggy make some follow up calls Randmanq [13]
April 23, 2011 The Creepy Cookie Guy and Arnold call Lea Suicidalfish7 [14]
June 21, 2011 Creepy cookie guy calls high munchies guy Calliwoodproduction [15]
N/A Bob Chandler calls a hotel, but has his wife (The Creepy Cookie guy) intervene!! Lost call [16]
November 18, 2011 Creepy Cookie Guy, NYC Cunt, Random Asshole, Rick Mullet Man and gang make calls! Bubbacalling [17]

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