Cracky McClure

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Cracky McClure
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Realm of Darkness' Depiction of Cracky


Prank Call Victim


Truck stop employee




early to-mid 50s





Cracky McClure is a middle-aged woman who works at an unnamed truck stop. She is possibly the earliest-verified victim of a prank call.

The victim was a regular feature on the Jeff and Jer radio show during 2003, as part of "Talk To Tuesday with Cracky McClure", and called with several celebrity soundboards including Dr. Evil and Sling Blade[1]; she was eventually called with a soundboard of herself.[2]

The original calls to her were featured on Realm of Darkness, as was her soundboard, in January 2011.


  • "Hello?"
  • "Good mornin'."
  • "So, what's goin' on with you?"
  • "Who is this?"
  • "Who?"
  • "Who IS this?"
  • "Who do you wish to talk to?"
  • "Uh, exactly what were the circumstances?"
  • "I'm up at 3 o'clock every morning."
  • "I'm usually here from 4 o'clock in the mornin' until 4 or 5 o'clock in the evenin'."
  • "The employees, the manager, and everyone else."
  • "I am a mother and a grandmother."
  • "Well, let's see, short heavy-set, very heavy-set, blonde, white woman."
  • "That's about all I can do."
  • "I have a store to run."
  • "This is a business."
  • "I KNOW who this is."
  • "I'm not impressed."
  • "Pick up the phone and callin' people."
  • "It's not amusing."
  • "It's not appreciated, these little jokes that yo-you're making. You think they're amusing."
  • "It's not funny."
  • "I would greatly appreciate it."
  • "What you are doing right now at this point in time..."
  • "Sound's like you have a serious problem."
  • "Well, it's just something your system adjusts to."
  • "If it turns red, swells up or anything, take her on in to the doctor."
  • "Since you are not aware of our circumstances, I will explain them to you."
  • "You are callin' a business that is lo-located in a very high risk area."
  • "Know the situation before you joke."
  • "Well then you don't need to joke."
  • "I don't HAVE TIME for little games..."
  • "Just bring your happy lil' ass on!"
  • "I will put an ass woopin' on you that you won't EVER be able to take off!"
  • "Bring it on. I'm waitin'."
  • "Take your happy lil' ass on. You call here again and you're gonna' get a surprise, ok?"
  • "You too, buh-bye!"

Prank Calls[edit]

Date Title Caller Victim Notes Ref.
2003 Dr. Evil & Sling Blade call Cracky McClure Jeff and Jer Cracky McClure Original call. [1]
2003 Cracky McClure calls her own Truck Stop Jeff and Jer Cracky McClure [2]
July 28, 2012 George Costanza and Cracky McClure call a Kansas family TheMerlinOfAR Various [3]
September 11, 2012 Prank Call Spree Pandemonium 4 Mobiethian Various [4]
October 25, 2012 Prank Call Spree 17 Mobiethian Various [5]
November 3, 2012 Prank Call Spree 20 Mobiethian Male victim [6]


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