Cock Inspector

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Cock Inspector
Traditional depiction of Cock Inspector

Real Name

Charles "Charlie" Cain [1][2]


Prank Call Victim




Stilwell, Oklahoma[3]






at least 1 daughter (possibly more children)

Charles Dale Cain (March 12, 1945-July 10, 2014), best known in the prank calling community by the designation of the Cock Inspector (sometimes known as Cawk Inspector) is a prank call victim who was discovered by daeHkiD and Pranktz in December 2012. He was initially called by Motherlover and Springfield Pervert[4] and later with Creepy Cookie Guy, Random Asshole, Duncan, Willy Wanda, and himself.

The Cock Inspector's daughter would also answer the phone on occasion. In later calls, both the Cock Inspector and his daughter repeatedly mentioned a parolee named Jerried Wilhite, stating that he was "wearing an ankle bracelet and can't leave [his] own goddamn house". Both were convinced Jerried was the prankster. The Cock Inspector threatened to contact Jerried's parole officer if the calls didn't cease and even identified himself as "Officer Dale" in one of the calls.

Sadly, the Cock Inspector passed away on Thursday, July 10, 2014 at the age of 69 years.[5]

Actual likeness of the Cock Inspector.


  • "Hello?"
  • "Yeah, uh-huh."
  • "Yeah!"
  • "I don't know what's wrong with you."
  • "Aw, you're a weird son-of-a-bitch!
  • "You want me to call the law?"'
  • "Who are you?"
  • "It's not hard to find you."
  • "Well yeah sonny!"
  • "Bring it on!"
  • "You wanna' fuck me?!"
  • "You wanna fuck dead women in a cemetery"
  • "Ohh, you-you're such a sweet person!"
  • "Hey I'll just call the law, good alright? Just stay right were your at."
  • "Ke-keep on doin' it, your doin' just fine."
  • "Well I got another phone here. I'll just tell you right where your at!"
  • "Yeah, I know my momma's on your dick."
  • "Does your momma know you talk like that?"
  • "You got a nice cock? Well bring it over here and let me take a look at it."
  • "Hey let's get that peter out and have a look at it!"
  • "Bring it over here and let me look at it!!"
  • "With my hand we'll...we'll see what we can do with it."
  • "Git it ouuutt....."
  • "You work on the upper part of the body or the lower part? Which set of lips do you work on?"
  • "You're talkin' to King Kong here!"
  • "I know you're a weird son of a bitch. Gotta be to fuck dead women!"
  • "You're my type of guy, I LOVE queers like you with big cocks, bring it on over here and let me see!"
  • "OH FUCK YOU!"

Prank Calls[edit]

Date Title Caller Victim Notes Ref.
December 29, 2012 Motherlover and Springfield Pervert call A Cock Inspector daeHkiD
Cock Inspector Original call. [4]
January 3, 2013 Cock Inspector & Angry Jamaican Piss off Indian Restaurant XxVideoPersonxX Male victim [6]
January 7, 2013 Cock Inspector calls himself XxVideoPersonxX Cock Inspector [7]
January 9, 2013 Short Cock Inspector Call XxVideoPersonxX Male victim [8]
January 9, 2013 The Cock Inspector Chronicles Pranktz Cock Inspector The victim was also conference called with Willy Wanda. [9]
January 25, 2013 My final calls to Stilwell Grandma and more XxVideoPersonxX Cock Inspector [10]
January 31, 2013 Duncan - Tiny Cock Inspector Call XxVideoPersonxX Cock Inspector [3]


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