Chinese Delivery Guy

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Chinese Delivery Guy
ItsOnlyAPrank's Depiction of Chinese Delivery Guy


Prank Call Victim


Chinese restaurant delivery man




mid to-late 20s





Chinese Delivery Guy is an employee for an unnamed Chinese restaurant. After delivering to a house one night, in which the owner was not home, he left several angry messages on the customer's answering machine. The messages were saved and eventually found their way onto Realm of Darkness in May 2010.[1] A soundboard was later released by the website and featured in the fourth-part of AntiVenom9808's Burger King Harassment Prank Calls.[2]


  • "Hello?"
  • "Uh, hello. Yeah, this is a call from the Chinese Food Restaurant."
  • "I don't know where are you?"
  • "I, I'm serious right now."
  • "This is the Chinese Food Restaurant. I don't know where are you?"
  • "I'm leaving now so I can't wait. I don't know where are you?"
  • "Yeah. Chinese Food Restaurant. Hello?"
  • "This is the Chinese Food Restaurant. I don't know where are you?"
  • "Can you call me back?"
  • "Oh come on! You wasting my time."
  • "Asshole. Fuck you!"
  • "You're the fucking asshole! Fuck you!!"
  • "Ok, I'll tell you what. Never order from us!"
  • "You stupid asshole!"
  • "Ok. Never order from us!"
  • "Shiiit."
  • "Yeah? You're the asshole. You already find me."
  • "Fuck you!"
  • "You're the fucking asshole!
  • "You stupid jerk! Fuck you!!

Prank Calls[edit]

Date Title Caller Victim Notes Ref.
May 8, 2010 Chinese Delivery Guy Leaves Angry Messages Realm of Darkness Chinese Delivery Guy Original call. [1]
N/A Chinese Delivery Guy calls Burger King AntiVenom9808 Burger King [2]
N/A Chinese Delivery Guy calls an Angry Indian Woman ItsOnlyAPrank Female victim [3]


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