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Traditional depiction of Chinaman


Prank Call Victim, Victim Soundboard


Restaurant owner
(Possibly also a doctor)


Unknown (Probably elderly, or middle-aged)



The Chinaman was originally the victim of two w3baholic prank calls and one by Zarkrell. He was first called by the Juggernaut, then by the Black Guy[1] and later by the Hotel Jackass.[2] He was also called by Vietman in a 2011 prank call, also by Zarkrell. Due to his extremely thick accent, Chinaman is somewhat difficult to understand.

Since his introduction, he has gone on to be one of the most popular and most used victim soundboards of all time. Prank caller AntiVenom9808 has stated that the Chinaman is his favorite victim soundboard, as have many others.

Like Arkatov, a consensus has been gradually formed by listeners on YouTube that Chinaman is actually Vietnamese. The first serious evidence in favor of skeptics of his alleged Chinese ancestry arose after several unrelated calls over a period of a year to Vietnamese restaurants, and the homes of Vietnamese Americans that led to him being called, or thought to be Vietnamese by these victims. In one call made by Zarkrell, the Chinaman is called by the Vietman, and they have an argument in Vietnamese after admitting to be from Vietnam. Due to his fame, his name has not been changed nor is it likely to be changed.

It wasn't until over a year later that a new Chinaman soundboard by AntiVenom9808 was made containing all of the new Chinaman Vietnamese phrases.

Common depiction of Stoned Chinaman

A related soundboard, Stoned Chinaman, exists, consisting of Chinaman clips played back at reduced speed and represented by the usual Chinaman image, albeit with lit marijuana joints photoshopped into it.


  • "Hello?"
  • "You need some helmp?"
  • "You're looking for what?"
  • "What are you looking for?"
  • "I am a doctal."
  • "HAAAH????"
  • "Can you please say again?"
  • "Hahhwaaaah, can you hit that say again? Can you please say again?"
  • "Rrit..!?"
  • "Yes, I am."
  • "I don't understand what you say, can you please say again, I can hear?"
  • "I call da boliz?"
  • "This da boliz?"
  • "Da boliz is coming to see you."
  • "Da boliz, they get you in the yail"
  • "What's your name?"
  • "What is your name?"
  • "What da first name?"
  • "How you spell?"
  • "Can you spell the name?"
  • "Can you spell da name for me? Can you spell da name??!"
  • "Who call?"
  • "Who call your haus?"
  • "Why? Wh-Wh-Why you say modafuck? Why you say?"
  • "Why you, Why you say modafuck?"
  • "I tell you the last time."
  • "What are you looking for? I can't hear."
  • "T-S-A-N?"
  • (in Vietnamese) "OK, I'm speaking Vietnamese right now, but who the fuck are you looking for?"

Splicing-generated lines[edit]

Several of Chinaman's quotes have been modified by substituting the word "fuck" derived from the related quote.

  • "You need some fuck?"
  • "Da boliz is coming to fuck you."
  • "I am a fucktal!"
  • "Modafucktal!"
  • "Da boliz, they fuck you in the yail."
  • "Da boliz is coming to fuck me in da yail."
  • "I am in da yail."
  • "Fuck da boliz."

Prank calls[edit]

(Re)Upload Date Title Caller Victim Ref.
Oct 21, 2014 Juggernaut and Angry Black Guy Call The Chinaman W3baholic Chinaman [3]
Oct 21, 2014 Hotel Jackass calls The Chinaman Zarkrell Chinaman [4]
Oct 21, 2014 Vietman Calls The Chinaman Zarkrell Chinaman [5]
Apr 30, 2012 Juggernaut calls Chinaman W3baholic Chinaman [6]
Black Guy calls Chinaman W3baholic Chinaman

Soundboard prank calls[edit]



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