Burger King Pimp
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Depiction of Burger King Pimp
Prank Call Victim
Burger King employee
early to-mid 40s
The Burger King Pimp (real name: James) is a prank call victim who was called by Duncan in May 2010. He was discovered by Firstcomingg and subsequently called back with Satanic Racist, Tom the Pissed-Off Roofer, and himself.
- "This is James, you motherfucker."
- (creepy laugh)
- "Why don't you take the shit out of your mouth so I can understand ya'?"
- "Take the goddamn shit out of yo' mouth! I can't understand ya' motherfucka'!"
- "I think you like suckin' on cockmeat that just came out of a black man's ass!!"
- "I'm gonna' commit a capital number one boneless on your motherfuckin' ass!"
- "Hey! I'm your priest. Didn't I talk to you in Confession?"
- "Oh, it's you again!"
- "Yeah, I KNOW you're callin' me."
- "Kiss my anus."
- "Well you know I, uh, got you figured out too .. you old coot you."
- "Oh be quiet and go back to drinking your dickjuice."
- "You're a regular redneck, aren't ya'?"
- "If you were in front of me I'd knock you three..[starts talking jibberish]"
- "You're gay."
- "I'm hangin' up now. You can call me back in an hour, ya' hear?"
- "I didn't call nothin' motherfucker!"
- "Oh did you now? I didn't think you redneck motherfuckers could figure out how to take you own phone out of your own assholes!"
- "I WANT you to come over here. I'm gonna beat you down!"
- "Go fuck yourself ya' old grandma."
- "You can call me on my home phone."
- "No YOU'RE the motherfucker and I can prove it!"
- "You're the cocksucker."
- "Hey! You're talkin' to goddamn Michael Jackson!"
- "I'm not Michael Jackson! You're talkin' to goddamn SAMUEL JACKSON. Who put those snakes on the goddamn plane?!"
|May 27, 2010||Frank SR And Tom Call Burger King Pimp||Firstcomingg||Burger King Pimp||Original call.|||
|May 31, 2010||Burger King Pimp Calls Himself||Firstcomingg||Burger King Pimp|||
|August 19, 2010||Vegeta, Miss Kitty, and Burger King Pimp Call Some Test Numbers||Firstcomingg|||
|September 26, 2010||Bunch of Calls to Chris the Hacker and Jackass Plumber + More!||TheHoboMolester5000|||
|November 25, 2010||The Gang Calls A Thanksgiving Turkey||Firstcomingg||Burger King Pimp|||
|November 28, 2012||Meat Grinder Mike BK Pimp Tom Racist Redneck Make The Rounds||Firstcomingg|||
- Frank SR And Tom Call Burger King Pimp on YouTube
- Burger King Pimp Calls Himself on YouTube
- Vegeta Miss Kitty and Burger King Pimp Call Some Test Numbers on YouTube
- Bunch of Calls to Chris the Hacker and Jackass Plumber + More! on YouTube
- The Gang Calls A Thanksgiving Turkey on YouTube
- Meat Grinder Mike BK Pimp Tom Racist Redneck Make The Rounds on YouTube