Burger King Pimp

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Burger King Pimp
Depiction of Burger King Pimp


Prank Call Victim


Burger King employee



early to-mid 40s





The Burger King Pimp (real name: James) is a prank call victim who was called by Duncan in May 2010. He was discovered by Firstcomingg and subsequently called back with Satanic Racist, Tom the Pissed-Off Roofer,[1] and himself.[2]


  • "Hello?"
  • "This is James, you motherfucker."
  • (creepy laugh)
  • "Why don't you take the shit out of your mouth so I can understand ya'?"
  • "Take the goddamn shit out of yo' mouth! I can't understand ya' motherfucka'!"
  • "I think you like suckin' on cockmeat that just came out of a black man's ass!!"
  • "I'm gonna' commit a capital number one boneless on your motherfuckin' ass!"
  • "Hey! I'm your priest. Didn't I talk to you in Confession?"
  • "Oh, it's you again!"
  • "Yeah, I KNOW you're callin' me."
  • "Kiss my anus."
  • "Well you know I, uh, got you figured out too .. you old coot you."
  • "Oh be quiet and go back to drinking your dickjuice."
  • "You're a regular redneck, aren't ya'?"
  • "If you were in front of me I'd knock you three..[starts talking jibberish]"
  • "You're gay."
  • "I'm hangin' up now. You can call me back in an hour, ya' hear?"
  • "I didn't call nothin' motherfucker!"
  • "Oh did you now? I didn't think you redneck motherfuckers could figure out how to take you own phone out of your own assholes!"
  • "I WANT you to come over here. I'm gonna beat you down!"
  • "Go fuck yourself ya' old grandma."
  • "You can call me on my home phone."
  • "No YOU'RE the motherfucker and I can prove it!"
  • "You're the cocksucker."
  • "Hey! You're talkin' to goddamn Michael Jackson!"
  • "I'm not Michael Jackson! You're talkin' to goddamn SAMUEL JACKSON. Who put those snakes on the goddamn plane?!"

Prank Calls[edit]

Date Title Caller Victim Notes Ref.
May 27, 2010 Frank SR And Tom Call Burger King Pimp Firstcomingg Burger King Pimp Original call. [1]
May 31, 2010 Burger King Pimp Calls Himself Firstcomingg Burger King Pimp [2]
August 19, 2010 Vegeta, Miss Kitty, and Burger King Pimp Call Some Test Numbers Firstcomingg [3]
September 26, 2010 Bunch of Calls to Chris the Hacker and Jackass Plumber + More! TheHoboMolester5000 [4]
November 25, 2010 The Gang Calls A Thanksgiving Turkey Firstcomingg Burger King Pimp [5]
November 28, 2012 Meat Grinder Mike BK Pimp Tom Racist Redneck Make The Rounds Firstcomingg [6]


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