Blockbuster Bitch

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Blockbuster Bitch
Traditional depiction of the Blockbuster Bitch


Prank Call Victim, Victim Soundboard


Blockbuster employee


Unknown (20s)




Keizer, Oregon

The Blockbuster Bitch or Blockbuster Girl[1] (real name: Susan, last name unknown)[2] was an employee at the now-defunct Blockbuster Video store in Keizer, Oregon. She was the victim of multiple calls using a soundboard of Biff Tannen and angrily threatened on various occasions to call the police on him.[3] Her soundboard's most significant use was in combination with a soundboard of the Racist Barmaid to prank the Pissed-Off Waitress and other employees at a Denny's restaurant, as well as to harass a random woman at her house.[4] Other than that, it has almost never been used.

At the time of the original calls to her, many people felt that she and her coworkers deserved to be pranked, as it seems ridiculous that they would work at a video rental store, yet be unable to recognize such a well-known movie character as Biff.


  • "We are calling the cops."
  • "Yeah, I don't know what you're trying to pull here? But um...we're going to call the police if this doesn't stop. 'Cause it's been bothering us all day yesterday, all day last night and all day today and we are not going to put up with it anymore. So if you call again, I'm calling the cops."
  • "Okay seriously? This is not funny, we don't give a crap to answer your stupid phone calls and I'm not kidding, we are calling the cops! I'm sick of dealing with this crap!"

Prank Calls[edit]

Date Title Caller Victim Notes Ref.
N/A Biff Tannen calls Blockbuster Gabe B. Blockbuster Bitch Original call. [2]
N/A The Pissed Off Waitress Collection Gabe B. Pissed-Off Waitress [4]
Nov 12, 2008 PRANK CALL TO TELEMARKETING COMPANY Matt Dempsey female victim [5]


She is usually depicted by a photo of Carla Heiney, a professional swing dancer.[6]


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