Black Jesus

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Black Jesus
Black Jesus.png
Depiction of Black Jesus

Category

Prank Call Victim

Occupation

Car dealership employee/manager

Residence

Baton Rouge, Louisianna

Age

early to-mid 40s

Nationality

American

Spouse(s)

Unknown

Black Jesus (real name: William) is a prank call victim who was discovered by PrankensteinX. At the time of the call he was either an employee or manager at the Gerry Lane Buick GMC car dealership in Baton Rouge, Louisiana. The victim initially tried to reason with the caller, Mad Mopar Man, who was calling the dealership trying to find Dodge parts. Growing frustrated with the caller's demands, he eventually began reading scripture and periodically shouting incoherent phrases. In subsequent calls, Black Jesus promised to "pray for this individual making these prank phone calls".[1] PrankensteinX also called the victim with a soundboard of his own voice.[2] Some viewers have hypothesized that Black Jesus is actually two different people, as he does, at times, seem to speak with a Carribbean accent. It seems possible, however, that this was simply a put-on employed as the individual became more irritated with the prank calls.

The original calls were lost when PrankensteinX closed his YouTube account, however, a victim soundboard still exists and has been used by other pranksters.[3][4][5][6] In March 2013, Black Jesus' number was rediscovered by GenerationPrank and called by Mad Mopar Man.[7] No further calls have been made since then.

Depiction[edit]

The common depiction of Black Jesus is that of comedian Gerald "Slink" Johnson, who portrays an African-American Jesus Christ residing in modern day Compton California in the Adult Swim show of his hallmark name.

Quotes[edit]

  • "Hello?"
  • "Hey man. How are you doin' today? How can I help you?"
  • "You speak english?"
  • "You drinking?"
  • "What is your zip code?"
  • "What is your ZIP code?"
  • "What city are you living in?"
  • "Which state are you calling from?"
  • "I'm understanding everything you're saying."
  • "I, I know you callin' me 'cause you want the phone number for Dodge."
  • "I'm not gonna talk to you crazy .. and I'm not gonna be allowed to- for YOU to talk to ME crazy."
  • "Assila matissa! Amassita!"
  • "IMA MAH SITA!!!!"
  • "JOM JITTY!"
  • "MAH SISA MEH ITA ITA ITEAH!"
  • "Do not, do not hang up!"
  • "Go a little bit louder."
  • "A little louder."
  • "Speak a little louder please!"
  • "No, louder please."
  • "Well you called me!"
  • "You called me 15 times!"
  • "Maybe .. maybe you haven't met God in your life..."
  • "With his mouth the godless man will DESTROY his neighbor, but by knowledge the righteous will be delivered."
  • "Thou shalt call the trumpet of the jubilee to sound in the tenth day of the seventh month; in the day of the atonement shall ye make the trumpet sound throughout all your land. Leviticus 25:9."
  • "To fear the LORD is to hate evil; I hate pride and arrogance, evil behavior and perverse speech. Proverbs 8:13."
  • "I just found somethin' for you."
  • "For God hath not given us the spirit of fear; but of power, and of love, and of a sound mind. Timothy ... 2nd Timothy 1:7."
  • "Alright, you ready to talk now?"
  • "Hey maaan, don't talk like that to me. This is Corporal Smith Smitty."
  • "Open your front door right now!"
  • "Dis' is a dealership in the Baton Rourge, Louisiana. We sell Buick GMC!"
  • "Do you want Dodge City phone number?"
  • "Yes! You call 'dis numba', I tell you - you did!"
  • "Ok, did you dial this number?"
  • "This is what I say to someone like you sir."
  • "Hold on one second."
  • "Yes, yes I do sir. I appreciate you and God bless you."
  • "QUIT CALLING!"
  • "Ok, you have a nice friggin' day."

Prank Calls[edit]

Date Title Caller Victim Notes Ref.
N/A MOPAR MAN GOES INSANE!!! PrankensteinX Black Jesus [8]
N/A The Creepy Cookie Guy calls The Black Jesus FC2U Black Jesus [1]
N/A Black Jesus makes some religious calls FC2U Various [9]
N/A Bail Bondsmans rampage calls FC2U Black Jesus, Various [10]
N/A Black Jesus Calls Himself Again + MORE!!! PrankensteinX Black Jesus [2]
February 2, 2012 Black Jesus confuses some people Rawpranks Various [3]
February 6, 2012 Black Jesus calls payphone Nomadcowatbk Various [4]
February 26, 2012 Black Jesus calls payphone again Nomadcowatbk Various [5]
April 5, 2012 Black Jesus NYC Cunt Yankee Tough Guy spring break Nomadcowatbk Various [6]
November 13, 2012 Alabama Smartass gives too much love Pranktz Various
Black Jesus
[11]
March 9, 2013 Black Jesus Preaches to Satanic Racist and More GenerationPrank Black Jesus
Satanic Racist
[7]

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