Traditional depiction of the Birmingham Redneck
Prank Call Victim, Victim Soundboard
Employee at Downtown Adult Books.
Unknown, but may possibly be Clint, he is apparently known as "Bowser" by fellow employees
Early to mid 30's
The Birmingham Redneck, is a worker at Downtown Adult Books in Birmingham, Alabama. Originally discovered by Flazz684 of a joint call by the New York City Cunt and "her cousin," the Colossal Racist Bitch. He became angrier as the call progressed, and by the end had thoroughly snapped. He was later rediscovered by fellow prankster daeHkiD and called by a soundboard of Frank Garrett and himselfwith similar results. He was also called in June 2012 by Chris from Completely Clean and revealed that he has contacted the phone company about receiving calls from "all over the United States". However, it would appear he continues to believe it is a problem with the phone lines rather than individuals making prank calls.
It has become apparent that The Birmingham Redneck now knows about Skype's default outbound call number, and no longer answers to it knowing that he will likely be cursed at, however it is unknown whether he knows about the prank calling community or not.
The Birmingham Redneck speaks with a very distinct Southern accent and always answers the phone by saying, "Five-five-two-five," in reference to the last four digits of the phone number for Downtown Adult Books. He apparently is under the impression that the profane phone calls he is receiving are due to crossed lines with the phone company, and attempts to convince the other party of this. Failing this, however, he becomes incredibly irate and uses great deals of profanity and sexual references - fitting in well with his employment at an adult bookstore. Despite hailing from the South, the Birmingham Redneck does not seem to be racist, however, as, despite being provoked to do so by the Colossal Racist Bitch, he didn't use the word "nigger".
Although the Birmingham Redneck usually replies to insults and abuse in kind and with copious use of profanity, he may also be violent and attempt to incite fights. On numerous occasions, he invites the callers to come visit him at Downtown Books. He also informs Duncan that he wouldn't "make out of my parking lot alive."
Possible Family Member on YouTube?
In October 2012, a YouTube user calling herself i3is3babybear3 surfaced, claiming that the Birmingham Redneck was her uncle Clint, responding to a video with the following comment:
I'm gonna be straight and honest.... That's (no joke) my uncle clint! God I love him :) gotta love my ill-tempered family!!!!
While seeming to be amused initially, she later apparently changed her mind after discovering the extent of the prank calls. She has since posted several irate replies to some of the various videos featuring calls made to him, as well as those made with soundboards of his voice, calling them "annoying" and demanding that they stop. A typical example being:
Ok at first it was funny hearing my uncle getting pissed off over prank calls but now I'm tired of these videos so quit calling him!!! Or ILL beat your ass bitch bc I'm from Birmingham Alabama!!!
It is unknown at this time if she is really related to the Birmingham Redneck or merely a troll looking for attention. A troll is likely, since she very well could just inform "her uncle" of the prank calling community, which evidently hasn't happened since the BR still appears to think that a problem with the phone lines crossing is present. However, even if she is for real, it is unlikely that the calls will stop.
- "Well, excuse me bitch, but I haven't called you!"
- "Downtown Books, can we help you?"
- "Hey, hey bitch! Who do you think you're callin'?!"
- "Hey! I'm as white as the motherfuckin', goddamn sheet that your fuckin' whore ass lays on."
- "Hey! You are a fuckin' cunt, and you probably got a dick in your mouth now, so quit callin' me!"
- "You stupid-assed cunt!"
- "Well, you quit callin' me, dick, 'cause you are a dick!"
- "You quit callin' me. You're just callin' 'cause you want a dick in your mouth. That's your fuckin' whole problem!"
- "Oh, you're about a dumb bitch; you can't even fuckin' talk right, you stupid motherfucker. Where're you from?"
- "Well, hey! You the one who called me, bitch, don't fuckin' call me!"
- "You come down here and run your fuckin' mouth!"
- "Well...you're a fuckin' stupid-ass bitch, 'cause you can't get your shit straight!"
- "Ain't nobody called you, ya stupid-ass bitch!"
- "Ain't nobody fuckin' called you from this number, stupid-ass!"
- "I'm in fuckin' Birmingham! I don't know who the fuck you think you're callin'!"
- "Birmingham, Alabama!"
- "I'm in Birmingham, bastard."
- "Fuck you, bitch!"
- "Look, lady; I don't know who you think yer callin', but you better check yer phone lines, 'cause ain't nobody from this number called you."
- "I done told whoever I talked to while ago, that ain't nobody from this phone called yer ass."
- "So don't call me cussin' me, lady."
- "Won't you call your phone company and get that crap straightened out? 'Cause you're not callin' nobody, and I'm not callin' you."
- "You call every damn night, you bastard!"
- "Damn, act like you got a little common sense and call your phone company and tell them to get your damn line fixed 'cause you're an idiot!"
- "I'm here for the next twelve hours, motherfucker, at Downtown Books. Come right on down here!"
- "Bring your ass down here instead of callin' and runnin' your damn mouth!"
- "Just bring your ass down here whenever; you get good and fuckin' ready."
- "Bring your ass right on down here! I'm, uh, I'll be here all fuckin' day!"
- "Do whaaaaat, you fuckin' asshole?!?!"
- "Hey, you...you sick ol' son of a bitch, come right on down here and try that!! I bet you don't make it out of my parkin' lot alive!!!!
- "Birmingham, ALABAMA!"
|October 16, 2011||NYC Cunt and her cousin visit a Birmingham Redneck||Flazz684||Birmingham Redneck||Original call.|||
|November 9, 2011||Birmingham Redneck makes some calls||daehkiD||Various Victims|||
|December 4, 2011||Perfect Asshole and Birmingham Redneck call Kentucky Fuck||daeHkiD||Kentucky Fuck|||
|December 9, 2011||December Targets - California and Mississippi +Bonus Perfect Asshole and Birmingham Redneck||CootPrankCalls||Male victim|||
|December 9, 2011||Birmingham Redneck calls Strip Club||SEECO1000|||
|December 20, 2011||Birmingham Redneck is sick of people calling him!||87MONOLITH||Various|||
|January 12, 2012||Telemarketer Revenge 36: Strike back to the Indian Scammers (Part the Fifth)||Revolverocelot2501||Indian Scammers|||
|January 12, 2012||Frank antagonizes Birmingham Redneck + A Jesus Lady||Whoruandwherdyoulive||Birmingham Redneck|||
|January 22, 2012||The Birmingham Redneck Calls himself||Fortunecookiesucks||Birmingham Redneck|||
|February 14, 2012||Satanic Racist calls Birmingham Redneck's Workplace||CommandoRunningMan||Male victim||Call was made to Downtown Books.|||
|April 18, 2012||Birmingham Redneck Belligerence||Mobiethian||Various|||
|May 8, 2012||Birmingham Redneck visits some downtown bookstores||Quitspazzin||Various|||
|May 9, 2012||Birmingham redneck and his hoes visit Joey the spazz down in ANDERSON||Quitspazzin||Male victim|||
|May 29, 2012||The Birmingham Redneck Gets Conferenced Called||Fortunecookiesucks||Birmingham Redneck; Waffle House Employee|||
|June 3, 2012||Chris from Completely Clean calls the Birmingham Redneck||CommandoRunningMan||Birmingham Redneck|||
|June 4, 2012||King Yum calls the Birmingham Redneck||CommandoRunningMan||Birmingham Redneck|||
|June 5, 2012||NYC Cunt and BM Redneck want on the FUCKIN' NO CALL LIST!!!!||Quitspazzin||Various|||
|June 13, 2012||Birmingham Redneck calls Collections||Mobiethian||Various|||
|June 26, 2012||Birmingham Redneck, NYC Cunt, ABG and Deputy Martin call some crack whores||Quitspazzin||Female victims|||
|July 4, 2012||Birmingham Redneck calls some Dildo||daeHkiD22||Male victim|||
|September 11, 2012||Birmingham redneck pisses off some hillbilly mechanics||Quitspazzin||Hillbilly Mechanics|||
|September 14, 2012||Birmingham Redneck calls Perfect Asshole||daeHkiD||Perfect Asshole|||
|October 5, 2012||Prank Call Spree 17||Mobiethian||Female victim|||
|October 10, 2012||BirmingKKKlan Redneck calls some Cleveland Thug Niggaz||daeHkiD||Male victims|||
|October 12, 2012||Internet Telemarketer Terror 3||Mobiethian||Male victim|||
|October 14, 2012||Birmingham Redneck and Yankee Tough guy find a fake Southern white trash girl at a payphone||Nomadcowatbk||Female victim|||
|October 19, 2012||Birmingham Redneck and Family dial wrong numbers||Quitspazzin||Various|||
|October 24, 2012||Birmingham Redneck Belligerence 3||Mobiethian||Various|||
|November 6, 2012||Confused Old Lady Conundrum||Mobiethian||Male victim|||
|November 7, 2012||Birmingham Redneck Calls Pizza Hut||HACKIEWACKO||Male victim|||
|November 30, 2012||Prank Call Spree 21||Mobiethian||Female victim|||
|Bailbondsh calls Birmingham Redneck|||
|Calls to Birmingham Redneck and Reeeeechard|||
|Chris from Completely Clean revisits Birmingham Redneck's workplace|||
|cougar joan seeks novelties (call to birmingham redneck)||Dialtone Disasters|||
|cougar joan continues her quest for novelties (call to birmingham redneck)||Dialtone Disasters|||
|kyra seeks bdsm equipment (call to birmingham redneck)||Dialtone Disasters|||
- NYC Cunt and her cousin visit a Birmingham Redneck
- Frank antagonizes Birmingham Redneck + A Jesus Lady
- The Birmingham Redneck calls Himself
- Chris from Completely Clean calls the Birmingham Redneck
- Birmingham Redneck Makes Some Calls on YouTube
- Perfect Asshole and Birmingham Redneck call Kentucky Fuck on YouTube
- December Targets - California and Mississippi +Bonus Perfect Asshole and Birmingham Redneck on YouTube
- Birmingham Redneck calls Strip Club on YouTube
- Birmingham Redneck is sick of people calling him! on YouTube
- Telemarketer Revenge 36: Strike back to the Indian Scammers (Part the Fifth) on YouTube
- Satanic racist calls birmingham rednecks workplace on YouTube
- Birmingham Redneck Belligerence on YouTube
- Birmingham Redneck visits some downtown bookstores on YouTube
- Birmingham redneck and his hoes visit Joey the spazz down in ANDERSON on YouTube
- The Birmingham Redneck Gets Conferenced Called on YouTube
- NYC Cunt and BM Redneck want on the FUCKIN' NO CALL LIST!!!! on YouTube
- Birmingham Redneck calls Collections on YouTube
- Birmingham Redneck, NYC Cunt, ABG and Deputy Martin call some crack whores on YouTube
- Birmingham Redneck calls some Dildo on YouTube
- Birmingham redneck pisses off some hillbilly mechanics on YouTube
- Birmingham Redneck calls Perfect Asshole on YouTube
- Prank Call Spree 17 on YouTube
- BirmingKKKlan Redneck calls some Cleveland Thug Niggaz on YouTube
- Internet Telemarketer Terror 3 on YouTube
- Birmingham Redneck and Yankee Tough guy find a fake Southern white trash girl at a payphone on YouTube
- Birmingham redneck and family dial wrong numbers on YouTube
- Birmingham Redneck Belligerence 3 on YouTube
- Confused Old Lady Conundrum on YouTube
- Birmingham Redneck Calls Pizza Hut on YouTube
- Prank Call Spree 21 on YouTube