Bible Man (Duncan victim)

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Bible Man
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MistahBlonde Depiction of Bible Man

Category

Prank Call Victim

Occupation

Unknown

Residence

Unknown

Age

Unknown

Nationality

American

Spouse(s)

Unknown

Bible Man is an arrogantly confident, self-proclaimed born-again Christian who is assured he is saved. His soundboard has been used to harass Duncan and others. He has so far been called by the soundboard of Duncan.

Prank history[edit]

He and Jesus Lady formed a tenacious team of evangelists to the Ashland Springs Hotel in southern Oregon. When the atheist woman at the hotel became more angry and began to talk over him, the soundboard of an old disabled man called by the New York City Cunt was put on the phone to play an enraged Bible Man, made possibility by a close similarity in voice.[1]

Quotes[edit]

  • "Hello?"
  • "Who's this?!"
  • "Now listen..stop calling this number."
  • "You must have the wrong number."
  • "I..didn't call you. Did you know Jesus Christ is your lord and savior?"
  • "Jesus Christ died on the cross for all your sins."
  • "You ever read the Bible?"
  • "You should ... pick it up and read it tonight."
  • "And God hears everything that you're saying."
  • "You will someday because someday he's gonna reveal himself in this world and his wrath will be revealed to you for all your sins."
  • "Your eternal destiny depends on it."

Prank Calls[edit]

Date Title Caller Victim Notes Ref.
March 14, 2011 Reverse Christian Telemarketing MistahBlonde Bible Man Original call. [1]
March 9, 2012 Bible Man and Satanic Racist call a church in Texas Zamot83 [2]

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